Joke

[Kathy]

Reportedly, Albert Ag Minister Jack Hayden (my MLA) made this joke at a recent industry meeting:

"How do you get three ranchers to agree on something?.... Shoot two!"

Why don't we come up with some of our own MLA jokes. Wait, we'll have the last laugh on election day.

[per]

Cathy I was there and heard it with my own ears. It was an improvement on his opening sentence.

[kato]

Two drunk ranchers were staggering home from the bar when they wandered through a graveyard.

They passed a headstone that read, Here Lies a Member of Parliament and an Honest Man.

"What do you know?" said one rancher to the other, "They're burying them two at a time now."

[kato]

I should have said Politician, (covers more people)..... my mistake. To make up for that, here's another one.

They were having a charity hockey tournament out on Lake Winnipeg last winter. It was ranchers versus politicians. One of the politicians got a breakaway.

They're still looking for him.

[kato]

On a roll.......

Why do they have a dotted line down the center of the hallway at the Legislature?

So the politicians going home early don't collide with the ones coming in late.

badda boom.......

[kato]

Did you hear the one about the honest politician?





Neither did I.

[DogPatch]

Kato....... Why is anyone still looking for the one on a breakaway?

[DogPatch]

Unless the possie are all politician.....?

[kato]

Ha Ha! He had the puck, and Steven wanted it back, I guess.

[burnt]

How many politicians does it take to grease a combine?






Just one, but you gotta run him through really slow . . .