Finally home after 8 solid weeks at the hell hole of world Fort Mac. Great weather at home, looking forward to be out with the cattle. Hope all those calving are having good luck. Well here is the lighter side:
THE DEAD COW LECTURE
First-year students at the Vet School were attending their first anatomy
class with a real dead cow. They all gathered around the surgery table.
The professor started the class by telling them, "In veterinary
medicine it is necessary to have two important qualities as a doctor.
The first thing is that you not be disgusted by anything involving the
animal's body." For an example, the professor pulled back the sheet,
stuck his finger in the butt of the cow and withdrew it. Then, to the amazement of his students, he stuck his finger in his mouth.
"Go ahead and do the same thing," he told them.
The students freaked out, hesitated for several minutes, but
eventually took turns sticking a finger in the butt of the dead cow and sucking on it.
When everyone finished, the Professor looked at them and said,
"The second most important quality is observation. I stuck in my middle finger and sucked on my index finger. Now learn to pay attention. Life's tough but it's even tougher if you're stupid.”
I am dedicating the last sentence to Ken Hughes for the creation of Bill2.
THE DEAD COW LECTURE
First-year students at the Vet School were attending their first anatomy
class with a real dead cow. They all gathered around the surgery table.
The professor started the class by telling them, "In veterinary
medicine it is necessary to have two important qualities as a doctor.
The first thing is that you not be disgusted by anything involving the
animal's body." For an example, the professor pulled back the sheet,
stuck his finger in the butt of the cow and withdrew it. Then, to the amazement of his students, he stuck his finger in his mouth.
"Go ahead and do the same thing," he told them.
The students freaked out, hesitated for several minutes, but
eventually took turns sticking a finger in the butt of the dead cow and sucking on it.
When everyone finished, the Professor looked at them and said,
"The second most important quality is observation. I stuck in my middle finger and sucked on my index finger. Now learn to pay attention. Life's tough but it's even tougher if you're stupid.”
I am dedicating the last sentence to Ken Hughes for the creation of Bill2.