NORTH POLE, CANADA. Santa Claus announced today that, due to the ban on exporting Canadian ruminants to other countries after a single case of BSE, he and his sleigh will not be leaving Canadian airspace this Christmas. The decision was made final after the USDA rejected his last-minute appeal to enter the US on a short-term basis.
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