A Canadian man was having coffee and croissant with butter and jam,when an American man chewing gum sat down beside him. the Canadian man ignored the American man who nevertheless struck up a conversation with him. The American man snapped his gum and said "You Canadians eat the whole bread?"
"Of course"
The American man blew a huge bubble, "We don't, in the States we only eat what's inside, the crusts we collect in a big container, recycle it, then transform it into croissants and sell it to Canada."
The American had a big smirk on his face. The Canadian listened in silence. The American persisted "Do you eat jelly with that bread?"
Sighing the Canadian replied "Of course"
Cracking the gum between his teeth the American said "We don't -we eat fresh fruit for breakfast, then we put the peel,pits and leftovers in a container, recycle them , transform them into jam and sell it to Canada.
The Canadian then asked "Do you have sex in the States?" the American smiled and said, "Of course we do" The Canadian leaned in closer and asked "What do you do with the condoms once you've used them?" "We throw them away of course" answered the American. Now it was the Canadians turn to smile, "Oh we don't, we put them in a container, recycle them, melt them down into chewing gum then sell it to Americans"
Its great to be C A N A D I A N eh
"Of course"
The American man blew a huge bubble, "We don't, in the States we only eat what's inside, the crusts we collect in a big container, recycle it, then transform it into croissants and sell it to Canada."
The American had a big smirk on his face. The Canadian listened in silence. The American persisted "Do you eat jelly with that bread?"
Sighing the Canadian replied "Of course"
Cracking the gum between his teeth the American said "We don't -we eat fresh fruit for breakfast, then we put the peel,pits and leftovers in a container, recycle them , transform them into jam and sell it to Canada.
The Canadian then asked "Do you have sex in the States?" the American smiled and said, "Of course we do" The Canadian leaned in closer and asked "What do you do with the condoms once you've used them?" "We throw them away of course" answered the American. Now it was the Canadians turn to smile, "Oh we don't, we put them in a container, recycle them, melt them down into chewing gum then sell it to Americans"
Its great to be C A N A D I A N eh
Comment