Music to Quicken Your Step

[parsley]

dalek, so did you keep a copy of the song you used to sing for the boys? LOL Such interesting comments from u. Thanks, I enjoyed.

wil, just to keep you entertained on the road,lol:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AhrvGwlmr9Q&feature=related


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ofYrt9ymTRo&feature=related

A fav:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QbN0g8-zbdY&feature=fvw

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c_KVsJLFxz0&feature=related

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aZmFmcy2S38&feature=related

neat:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qExd-3oCTl4&feature=related

If you want to know what your young kids listen to these days:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qrO4YZeyl0I&feature=related

[charliep]

Not music but lightens up my day. Sorry in advance for those that will be offended.

Banned from the co-op

Yesterday I was at my local CO-OP buying a large bag of Purina dog food for my loyal pet and was in the checkout
queue when a woman behind me asked if I had a dog.

What did she think I had an elephant? So, since I'm retired and have little to do, on impulse I told her that
no, I didn't have a dog, I was starting the Purina Diet again. I added that I probably shouldn’t, because I
ended up in hospital last time, but that I'd lost 2 stones before I woke up in intensive care with tubes coming out
of most of my orifices and IVs in both arms.

I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that the way that it works is to load your pockets with Purina
nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry. The food is nutritionally complete so it works well
and I was going to try it again. (I have to mention here that practically everyone in queue was now
enthralled with my story.)

Horrified, she asked me if I ended up in intensive care because the dog food poisoned me. I told her no, I stepped
off a curb to sniff an Irish Setter's arse and a car hit us both.

I thought the guy behind her was going to have a heart attack he was laughing so hard.

I'm now banned from the Co-op.
Better watch what you ask retired people.
They have all the time in the world to think of daft things to say.

Forward this (especially) to all your retired friends...... it will be their laugh for the day.

[dalek]

Parsley, I sang "The Joker" (Steve Miller Band).

Repeat performance was strongly "discouraged" and it was lost in history.

[parsley]

Too bad you didn't have a copy, dale, lol Maybe it will show up on utube. lol


Good post charliep. I needed a laugh. I'll post this pure voice for you to enjoy. Such beautiful tone, that works so well with the lyrics. Brings down the bp. Maybe not. Maybe brings it up.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U1Ku6LqFrio

Anybody particularly likes Nash? Pars

[parsley]

enya:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y1L8uRApYeQ&a=f3iMSbWqAKo&playnext_from=ML


for the love of the irish.......
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q7SieaeK93U&feature=related

[parsley]

I can relate to this beat. Do your exercises tonight to this one:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p8LXuCprR0s&feature=fvw

[parsley]

This is for burburt who loves to go fishin' and because I took advantage and had sport with you tonight. LOL. A rhythmic tune:


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_VKouBHarIo

[parsley]

Shave, and put on a tie, and listen to this, wil:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gLl2Jg936g4&feature=related

[charliep]

Not music but another email joke I will share. Meant in fun.

Never Argue with a Woman



One morning, the husband returns the boat to their lakeside cottage after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap.


Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out.


She motors out a short distance, anchors, puts her feet up, and begins to read her book.


The peace and solitude are magnificent.


Along comes a Fish and Game Warden in his boat..



He pulls up alongside the woman and says, 'Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?'



'Reading a book,' she replies, (thinking, 'isn't that obvious?')



'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her.

'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading.'

'Yes, but I see you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.'



'If you do that, I'll have to charge you with sexual assault,' says the woman.


'But I haven't even touched you,' says the Game Warden.


'That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment.'



'Have a nice day ma'am,' and he left.




MORAL:



Never argue with a woman who reads.



It's likely she can also think.


Send this to four women



who are thinkers



or men who can take it.



If you receive this, you know you're intelligent.

[parsley]

That one went over my head charliep. lol

Can U2 capture your ear:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pE9hubGnqQM&feature=related