Any new jokes?

[rockpile]

Two lawyers are walking down the street when a
pretty young thing in a micro mini, tube top and high
heels passes by. First lawyer stops, turns around, and
says "Man, would I love to screw her". Second lawyer
stops and asks "Out of what?"

[tmyrfield]

5000 men were asked why they liked fellatio.
1% liked the warmth.
2% liked the sensation
3% liked the eroticism
94% just liked the peace and quiet

[Choice2U]

What's the difference between a lawyer and a pig? A pig does not turn into a lawyer after 3 drinks.

What do you get when you cross a pig and a lawyer? Nothing...there are just some things a pig won't do.

Why do they bury lawyers 15 feet deep. Because deep down they are really nice people.