Any new jokes?

[rockpile]

Two Blonds from Saskatchewan are driving to
Vancouver. It turns nightfall by the time they hit the
Rockies. It is a beautiful clear evening with a big white
shiny moon in the sky. One blond says to the other
"gee, which do you think is closer, Vancouver or the
moon?" The second replies "Well duh, do you see
Vancouver?"

Why are Blond's cars top governed to 68 mph? Because
if they get to 69 they blow a rod.

[burnt]

What's the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts?

Well beer nuts are about $2.50 and deer nuts are under a buck . . .

[gregpet]

The problem with lawyers is that 99% of them give the other 1% a bad name.

[rockpile]

Two lawyers are walking down the street when a
pretty young thing in a micro mini, tube top and high
heels passes by. First lawyer stops, turns around, and
says "Man, would I love to screw her". Second lawyer
stops and asks "Out of what?"

[tmyrfield]

5000 men were asked why they liked fellatio.
1% liked the warmth.
2% liked the sensation
3% liked the eroticism
94% just liked the peace and quiet

[Choice2U]

What's the difference between a lawyer and a pig? A pig does not turn into a lawyer after 3 drinks.

What do you get when you cross a pig and a lawyer? Nothing...there are just some things a pig won't do.

Why do they bury lawyers 15 feet deep. Because deep down they are really nice people.