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    How to Be Frugal in Hard Times

    A farmer in Saskatchewan calls his son in Paris four days before Christmas Eve and says,

    "I hate to ruin your day but I have to tell you that your mother and I are divorcing; forty-five years of misery is enough".

    "Dad, what are you talking about?'" the son screams.

    "We can't stand the sight of each other any longer", the father says.
    "We're sick of each other and I'm sick of talking about this, so you call your sister in Australia and tell her".

    Frantically, the son calls his sister, who explodes on the phone, "Like hell they're getting divorced", she shouts,“I'll take care of this".

    She calls Saskatchewan immediately and screams at her father, "You are NOT getting divorced. Don't do a single thing until I get there.

    I'm calling my brother back and we'll both be there by Christmas Eve.

    Until then, don't do a thing, DO YOU HEAR ME?” and hangs up.

    The old farmer hangs up his phone and turns to his wife.

    "Done! They're coming for Christmas - and they're paying their own way."

    #2
    Parsley,

    Perhaps we should try get PM Harper to put Canola under the 'single desk'?

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      #3
      pretty tricky pars.
      have a nice christmas

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