Ritz Cracker

[Burbert]

This is the time of year, when I really, truly start thinking about crackers. Crackers and cheeze, antipasta, smoked oysters etc., etc. Ritz crackers en pickles, garlic sausage, cream cheeze, cheeze whizz.
Gag Minister Ritz, naw he's done little er nothing durin the past year, except travel to exotic locations and attend really, really, good parties wit other politicos. You know come to think of it, his place in history will be that he is one of the GREATEST GAG MINSITERS OF ALL TIME, in Comedia. Give him the order of Comedia I say, there cheap and useless too, so it won't cost us much!

[furrowtickler]

Give one to Ian Wite whilst your at it.

[bigsteve]

Burbert,are you that guy that they talk about who still lives with his mother?

[Kodiak]

You really think she'd keep him around?

[TOM4CWB]

Burbert,

Your lack of respect for those Canadians who gave so much for this country qualifies you for a special award.

Did you know what this order stands for?

" But now they desire a better country, that is, a heavenly one. Therefore God is not ashamed of them, to be called their God, for he has prepared a city for them."

Sitting Provincial and Federal politicians do not qualify; Burbert.

[ProFarmer]

Burbert do you really have a life or do you come home to your parents basement after a long day on your little ... socialist farm and type on your apple. It is easy too top your ego when you don't pull your own weight in the real world.I hope the next election is based on acres not individuals like you.This way the real hard working farmers get the results that the CWB needs to alter their ways.

[Burbert]

Yup, I'm sure you boys/girls will get your way, during the NEXT ELECTION. During the past 2 - 3 elections your dissenter position has been trashed, each and every time. BUTT next time the CWB better look out, cause you boys/girls are gonna, get their way. Just keep spewing out garbage marketing trash and if'n you says it enough times, it must be the truth! We all know that the truth will set you free boys/girls, the truth will set you free.
Whinning and snivelling about who voted and who didn't vote will ultimately overcome all else. After all greed is good and greed is what its all about. Isn't it?

[ProFarmer]

Burbert must have eaten all his dinner and his mother let him have his commputer back at dinnertime.

[TOM4CWB]

Burbert,

Go take a hard look in the mirror!

Minister Ritz, works day in and out... to try to make your farm more profitable; and you just trash him at every opportunity. Minister Ritz was duly and democratically elected.

So you find pleasure in extinguishing my families property rights... and trashing hard working well meaning folks like our COnservative MP's.

WOW. Who taught you this?

[Burbert]

Ritz is a goofball, at best. However I agree wit you fer a change. By doing nothing, he is assisting Comedian farmers in a way, perhaps that only a few kin understand! Great gag minister, or the greatest Comedian gag minister of all times. How would you vote, given the chance to do so?

[TOM4CWB]

Burbert,

If I could vote... I would want to do the voting with our farms truck. STOP.

You vote with your truck... like with your Canola.

By the way... if we could vote with our truck... Perhaps maybe... we could load producer cars and sell our Canola through the CWB!

Imagine that.

Sell our own Wheat and Canola... to the high bidder. If the CWB... great. If Cargill... just fine. If our local producer owned terminal... just fine too.

Strange how we can do this with peas and lentils and Canola and Canary... and ... but not wheat or barley.

Like the brain shuts down and gets kicked into neutral... when the word 'wheat' hypnotizes western Canada!

Burbert;

I can buy from Walmart,Federated co-op UFA, Home Depot... Revy... you name the choices... but I can't sell except to you? I can borrow money from the CWB! or not! I can lend our families money to the CWB... OR NOT!

You actually believe this CWB monopoly premium fantasy delusion???