With apologies to the creators of Gilligans Island themesong,
Just sit right back and you’ll hear a tale,
A tale of a costly ship.
Before the farmer gets a choice,
His wallet we will pick,
And we don’t care a lick.
Before C619 can get passed,
Deduct another buck a tonne,
So far off the market price now,
It won’t be noticed by anyone,
Won’t be noticed by anyone.
The weather started getting rough,
The prairie crop got tossed,
If not for overselling of a crappy crop,
That buck a tonne it would be lost,
But in propaganda it will be glossed.
<i>A boat is a hole in the water you throw money into.</i>
Just sit right back and you’ll hear a tale,
A tale of a costly ship.
Before the farmer gets a choice,
His wallet we will pick,
And we don’t care a lick.
Before C619 can get passed,
Deduct another buck a tonne,
So far off the market price now,
It won’t be noticed by anyone,
Won’t be noticed by anyone.
The weather started getting rough,
The prairie crop got tossed,
If not for overselling of a crappy crop,
That buck a tonne it would be lost,
But in propaganda it will be glossed.
<i>A boat is a hole in the water you throw money into.</i>
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