Contingency Fund has become slush fund

[parsley]

cole, wouldn't it bea lark, as well as quite the learning experience, if one knew how to search, hack and trace well-fed diarrhea?

[sparki]

people in high positions receive bribes all the time
in most places we export grain to this is not uncomman. it is whether or not they are accepted that matters

[parsley]

sparki,
Just curious. Is 1 and 2 the same to you?

1. "Buy me a dinner and I'll see to it that you get to buy my incarcerated cousin's grain"

2. "I'll deposit the heroin cashin my incarerated cousin's account under home grown potato farm sales"

[sparki]

take it easy i am newcomer. tough questions have to come later.
lets see dinner for grain
equals heroin cash for ???
its all about the size of the loot
all i wanted to say was that the sales guys get bribed all the time and they go for lunch and parties and whatever with buyers who try and garner favor with them> but its highly doubtful they take cash into a slush fund. maybe a missed your earlier point

[craig]

Seems some of you are missing the point. Maybe in
the background there are better accounting
principles in place but on the surface there are no
checks and balances in the system. If the
employees of the board can make up the rules as
they go and no one has access to that information
then who is to know if and where money goes. The
board seems to have doctored the contingency fund
to suit it's own purposes, not to serve it's original
intend. It has been a great tool to slowly siphon
money out of your pocket to build a fund which
helps to cover up mistakes in the future. If we were
to loose the government guarantees, the board
doesn't want to be in a position of having to suck a
lot of money out of producers in a short period of
time. Just want to suck it out of you slowly now and
if they don't need it down the road then maybe we
can buy some more ships.

[parsley]

Let's have some fun, craig, All notions of my imagination of course.

How would you run "godfather money" through a huge institution so it can become bankable? Fifty million every month?

How would you, as an "insider", set up a few "special" pooling accounts. where you put drug money in, clean it up and take drug money out?

Would you set up an "investment account" for special expenses?

Would you set up a bond account with so called farmers "investing"?

Would you run funny money through four or five accounts?

How about changing the pooling periods every other year so the amount of money circulating is impossible to follow,yet thefinal numbers add up.?

Would you buy futures? Lose it. And watch the hand of the friend in Company x who gains big bucks?
Of course, You need a few players who keep a close handle on the running.

You see, governments don't want to tell you: gross reciepts, Investment, Net worth or growth. They avoid those four like the plague. Right?

All pie in the sky, of course. What fun to plan deception.

Pars

[farmaholic]

Careful Sparki, are you donning your tinfoil hat??

[parsley]

sparki, are you a man of the world?

This vision of you popped up in my pubconscious, You write just like an big old Bob cat that used to arise every so often out of board burning ashes. You don't know burburt do you, or cussburt? Pars

[Burbert]

Conspiracy theories abound, everywhere all
the time. You've been watchin way to much
TV lately. Cabin fever may be the cause
of the sickness that you's are displaying.
Evil cwb, crooked cwb, unholy cwb, bad
cwb, kernel Kadafi runs the cwb, no fly
zone over the cwb, radioactive cwb, yup
yup yup, the cwb is not fer me eh
paisley!!!!

[ColevilleH2S]

I think I'll start calling it the <b>Contingency Wheat Board</b>