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    Conspiracies

    Well if your like me and have been rendered
    immobile from a farm related injury,the only thing
    you can do,is stare at the computer reading things
    to keep your mind off all the things you should be
    doing.

    Anywhoo.....Seeing has how many of you may be
    trapped in elevator lineups,or waiting for the truck
    to get back to dump here is a funny story.

    First off,i don't believe in stories like this,the only
    reason i'm passing it along is the sheer number of
    articles,(by semi-professional types) that are
    popping up all over the web about it and the fact
    that very specific near term events are stated.

    Ok,i'll do my best to get the story straight in an
    abbreviated form of sorts.

    In 1983 nasa found something big orbiting the sun
    and said it may be a brown dwarf star,a few days
    later they retracted the story.

    Later a guy named leonoid elenin found a comet
    orbiting the sun and they named it comet
    elenin(which i'm 95% sure is true)

    Fast forward a few years,a large number of global
    star watchers,who spend their life doing this stuff
    started noticing something about this
    comet,everytime it,the sun,and earth aligned,we
    had a major quake,this is also very true because
    nasa itself has all this cool astronomy type stuff
    that the global community of astronomers goto to
    do their astronomy type stuff,which is way beyond
    me because its seems like the most boring extra
    curricular activity ever invented,so it seems
    "reliable".

    So the big quakes like japan and new zealand are on
    there.

    Now they are saying on september 26-this year the
    entire planet is going to be wiped out because this
    thing is on a trajectory to be closer than it has for
    26 million years and will come between us and the
    sun causing the poles to shift,cataclysmic quakes
    and possibly an alien invasion(nobody can agree on
    this point)

    So there it is-,pull your truck up in line,everyone
    behind you is thinking,why doesn't that guy move
    forward is he sleeping.

    Good luck stay safe-and don't break a leg.

    #2
    Closest approach to the sun will be on Sept. 10,
    closest to Earth will be on Oct. 16. Orbital period
    is 11,800 years give or take. It's a comet, tail is
    formed already. Closest it gets is just a touch
    closer than the orbit of Venus. Nothing to lose
    sleep over.

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      #3
      Gee whiz cotton, it sounds like you've been
      listening to a little too much "coast to coast" with
      George Norrie..
      Time to shut the combine down and get some
      sleep.

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        #4
        Broke your leg, cott?

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          #5
          Tripped over that pallet of silver on the quonset floor?

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            #6
            Wish you a speedy recovery, Cotton. It sucks big time to be laid up.

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              #7
              Good luck cotton, I injured my back years
              ago and finally had surgery June 3 or so.
              That was a long season watching the
              custom guys seed and spray my crop (and
              this was before wireless so I was trapped
              listening to my wifes soap operas)

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                #8
                Jumped out of semi into a hole covered by grass
                and hurt the ankle.

                Heres another story for you.

                My fiance's sister invited me over to her house to
                look over some wedding invitations .

                Once over there she confessed her love for me and
                said she wanted to have sex with me just one time
                before i was to marry.

                She walked up some stairs turned around,took off
                her panties and through them at me.

                I turned and walked straight out the door towards
                my car.

                Standing outside was my father in law with tears in
                his eyes.

                He gave me a big hug and said i would make a
                perfect son in law and thanked me for passing his
                test.

                The moral of the story?

                Be smart like me and always keep the condoms in
                the car.

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