Auctioneer says anyone sell for 10 bucks, yes once, chuckchuck puts up his hand. Ok anyone go for 9.5 Wilagro puts up total production for 9.5. Well anyone for 6 do I here 6 ?
Mustard matches Wilagro's total production for 6 bucks. Chuckchuck even though it cost him 6.1 to grow crop in no way will let Mustard out sell him, so wave frantically and says 4. Will says 3, chuck say 2.9 sweat rolling down his face, Will says 2.5, chuck says he is never going to stop and refuses to bid anymore. Mustard cannot compete with that. Wills total production gone for 2.5. Auctioneer says who else will sell for 2.5, mustard is the first hand up, thinking best deal ever gotta get in on it,(little high on excitement there). Thousands of farmers watching in amazement. Auctioneer says can anyone bid 2.5? match 2.5 going once, twice,
chuckchuck could handle the suspense. Matches the 2.5 for x tons thinking too many farmers left to bid price down yet. Rest of Board supporters all go for coffee now cause price is dropping. Auctioneer needs more wheat to sell, starts at 7, no bids, 8 no bids, 9 things start rolling, churchill is booked to max capacity, lakers booked to working overtime. CWB supporters come back balking at the cheap grain and how no one pays them properly. Auctioneer starts at 9.5 now, board supporters sell out at 2.5 again because that is the price they thought buyers would pay.
Mustard matches Wilagro's total production for 6 bucks. Chuckchuck even though it cost him 6.1 to grow crop in no way will let Mustard out sell him, so wave frantically and says 4. Will says 3, chuck say 2.9 sweat rolling down his face, Will says 2.5, chuck says he is never going to stop and refuses to bid anymore. Mustard cannot compete with that. Wills total production gone for 2.5. Auctioneer says who else will sell for 2.5, mustard is the first hand up, thinking best deal ever gotta get in on it,(little high on excitement there). Thousands of farmers watching in amazement. Auctioneer says can anyone bid 2.5? match 2.5 going once, twice,
chuckchuck could handle the suspense. Matches the 2.5 for x tons thinking too many farmers left to bid price down yet. Rest of Board supporters all go for coffee now cause price is dropping. Auctioneer needs more wheat to sell, starts at 7, no bids, 8 no bids, 9 things start rolling, churchill is booked to max capacity, lakers booked to working overtime. CWB supporters come back balking at the cheap grain and how no one pays them properly. Auctioneer starts at 9.5 now, board supporters sell out at 2.5 again because that is the price they thought buyers would pay.
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