Conservatives Up In New Poll Despite Recent Troubles

[Burbert]

Yous boys/girls have been watching to
much Fox News. Are you afraid of your
own shadows, too. Arm yourselves to the
teeth, threaten your neighbours, they'll
learn ta stay on the other sidea the
fence. We don't need more jails, more
army guys/airforce guys/navy guys ta
protect us. There are some large bodies
of water coast ta coast ta coast. OBL is
dead, gone and buried at see. Unless
you are hinting that the us is making
more, terrors everyday. Heck their own
citizens don't like there gobermont,
mosta the time, hence they are always
findin bogey men/women and makin war.
Comedia is different, isn't it? I mean
we are polite and responsive ta world
issues, peacekeepers. Everybody likes
us, except us apparently.........

[rockpile]

Burbert - I have a very good friend who was a peace
keeper in Cyprus many years ago and was once in a
position where he had machine guns pointed at
both behind his head and in front. It took him 3
hours to diffuse the situation through negotiation.
And it took him 3 hours and a lifetime to get his
shorts cleaned! We need a strong airforce to
maintain Arctic and Coastal sovereignty whether we
like it or not. And then there are little incidents like
9/11 where a fighter jet or two might not be a bad
idea to have. Trust me I'm a pacifist and have no
interest in spilling blood. But don't ever try breaking
into my castle! Violence is only justified as the last
resort and I am born of Huns and Vampires. We've
seen too much!