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    ‘Saskberta Grain Elevators’ to be new NHL team!

    Wildrose to Pursue Merger with Saskatchewan to Form New Province



    April 1, 2012 (Calgary, AB): Today Wildrose Leader Danielle Smith announced that if elected, a Wildrose government will begin negotiations to merge Alberta with the province of Saskatchewan.



    “Alberta and Saskatchewan share many common values and concerns,” said Smith. “I believe that merger represents an important step forward for both provinces.”



    The new province, to be named Saskberta, would also relocate Alberta and Saskatchewan’s capital cities to the border town of Lloydminster, which would be renamed Regimonton.



    This merger presents a number of important economic benefits for Alberta, including access to a deep-water port to facilitate export of Alberta’s energy products, access to Canada’s largest oil can in Rocanville, SK, and significantly expanded parking.



    “Alberta and Saskatchewan are both blessed with abundant natural resources, which is clearly an area we can better pursue as a single province,” said Smith. “We also have a shared commitment to eliminate pirate activity on the North Saskatchewan River.”



    When asked about any downsides to the merger, Smith responded “Alberta is home to two outstanding NHL hockey teams, while Saskatchewan does not yet have a franchise. The first priority of a Wildrose government will be to secure a third NHL team which represents both provinces – I think the ‘Saskberta Grain Elevators’ would be a great name.”



    Wildrose stands for cuddling small animals, drawing pictures with children, loving cake, and provocative public transport.



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    For further information:



    Ms. Heather Hume
    Press Secretary

    Wildrose Campaign

    Email: heather.hume@wildrose.ca

    Twitter:@HeatherHumeJr

    Telephone: 403-669-8497

    #2
    NO WAY!!! We're already over run with those
    critters. Have you ever been to a Stamps -
    Roughriders game in Calgary? Two thirds of the
    stadium is friggin green!
    And they drink all of our beer!
    I wish this election was over already - it's becoming
    bloody embarrassing (pelvic politics).
    Here is what I'm expecting to see this week:

    A PC insider will reveal that Smith bites her nails
    and is therefore unfit to be Premier.
    Smith will accuse Redford of being a fish out of
    water - flip flopping all over!
    Richard Marz will come out not only demanding his
    $41,000 for serving on the committee that wasn't -
    he'll ask for another $41,000 to compensate him
    for the effort he had to put into finding things to do
    to fill in the time the committee wasn't meeting.
    Both Redford and Smith will propose creating an
    Alberta Wheat Board and Fertilizer Board because all
    of the BS this campaigning is creating will result in
    bumper crops so huge farmers will need Govt help
    to sell it all.
    This morning I opened my front door to retrieve my
    Sunday paper and for the 1st time in 41 years, I
    smelled the fresh scent of CHANGE.

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      #3
      Finaly we will be rat free but would have to take on your debt........... Na, were doin just fine on our own, thanks.

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        #4
        What i heard is that ralph kline and rona ambrose
        have a 14 year old love child and as soon as the new
        province of saskberta is formed we will separate from
        canada and declare this boy king,while we adopt a
        more feudal system of governance.

        The boy is being secretly raised at the mulroney
        compound outside montreal and his home school
        tutor is joe clark.

        Rumour has it that the boy hates ben mulroney and
        sees him as a threat to his kingship.Several disturbing
        incendences have supposedly happened with ben
        needing hospitalization on different occasions.

        The most peculiar part of the story is doubt
        surrounding who the paternal father is.

        Conception supposedly took place at a conservative
        convention weekend and up to 12 high ranking
        officials had to give blood to determine who was the
        father.

        A bell hop and a maid reportedly seen the
        incident,the maid was found a few days later with a
        toilet plunger shoved down her throat and the bell
        hop is none other than brad wall.

        Ambrose reported quote was"best game of twister i
        ever played".

        The boys name is

        sloof lirpa

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          #5
          Good one Cott! And Sloof Lirpa to you to. The maid
          was from India, btw, and her name is Potco Rp.

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            #6
            What are you guys smoking? Maybe the diesel
            fumes have some strange imaginative powers.

            But come to think of it Alberta really needs some
            good governance. That's one way to get it.

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