Oats 2013

[Burbert]

This will probably be the new Cinderella
crop, given the fact that it has been in
the tank sooooooo long, wit low, low, low
prices. What da ya think? Feeders won't
even buy the shit any more, they wants
barely, wheate and corns.......... Member
when Comedian oats was being bought fer
racey horses?

[Hopperbin]

Chocolate oatmeal cookies are awesome.

[Hopperbin]

Burbert I have a deal for you.
Grow 10 quarters of oats and I will buy your total production for 10 dollars a bushel. I will pay you for the oats for every cookie I make and eat from them. In 90 thousand years maybe I missed a 0, You will have grossed 1000 per quarter for that year.
I will even framer the bill of sale.

[Burbert]

Hooper, are you drunk tanight? Or have ya
flipped? Ranting stupid stuff don't git
er done friend........ Oats delisious,
try weinies and beans yer in fer a reel
taste treet.