High Crop Prices are a Two-sided Coin

[sumdumguy]

A fellow I know hired some foreigners to
assemble some equipment. They were greatful
and invited my uncle and his wife over for dinner.

My uncle asked them how they were coping with
the grocery prices. They chearfully responded
that groceries are so cheap here and opened
their cupboard door which revealed shelves full
of dog food. See they thought dog food was dog
meat which they were accustomed to eating and
it is so cheap.

Also the bathtub had a layer of mung beans
sprouting. You see its all relative.

[Burbert]

I thought the cow guys/gals could feed
distillers grain ta their nags, hence
fattening them beyond belief. Why even
buy feed grain fer the beasts, talk to
local malty. I'm sure they'll come ta the
rescue, cousin theys all good guys/gals!
Er get some grain from Brazil, er the
Argentine, fu*k comedian growers, go off
shore fer some product...