Humour guys please take it that way

[farmaholic]

Here's one for Braveheart,

Grain Cos are not your parnters, relationships like those are grounds for divorce, your spouse doesn't want you screwed by anyone but them....

Never underestimate the power of association,
You may be judged by the company you keep.

[farmaholic]

You may find the grass is greener on the other side of the fence, but harder to mow...

[fjlip]

He who observes the wind (and waits for all conditions to be favorable) will not sow, and he who regards the clouds will not reap. -Ecclesiastes 11:4

TRUE contentment does NOT come from attaining more, but from wanting LESS.
Worry does not empty tomorrow of it's sorrow, it empties today of it's strength.

Good times = good memories, Bad times = good lessons.

As we think, so shall we be.

Success is the ability to go from one failure to another with no loss of enthusiasm.- Sir Winston Churchill

[samhill]

Are some sayings too obvious:

You can lead a horse to water ...etc.

[redleaf]

"Busier than a cat covering shit on a tin roof"

"Useless as teats on a boar"

"Should have knocked him in the head and give the milk to the pigs"

[Guest]

"change with change ,or change will change you out "

[grrrr]

My dad grew up in the dirty 30's. His saying was, "It is the interest that will kill you." By that he meant, never buy anything you can't pay for. I have done well following that advice.