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    Humour guys please take it that way

    "I am truly perplexed that so many of my friends are against another mosque being built in Australia . I think it should be the goal of every Australian to be tolerant regardless of their religious beliefs. Thus the mosque should be allowed, in an effort to promote tolerance.
    "That is why I also propose that two nightclubs be opened next door to the mosque; thereby promoting tolerance from within the mosque. We could call one of the clubs, which would be gay, 'The Turban Cowboy', and the other, a topless bar, would be called 'You Mecca Me Hot.'.
    "Next door should be a butcher shop that specializes in pork, and adjacent to that an open-pit barbecue pork restaurant, called 'Iraq of Ribs'.
    "Across the street there could be a lingerie store called 'Victoria Keeps Nothing Secret', with sexy mannequins in the window modeling the goods. Next door to the lingerie shop there would be room for an adult sex toy shop, 'Koranal Knowledge', its name in flashing neon lights, and on the other side a liquor store called 'Morehammered'.
    "All of this would encourage Muslims to demonstrate the tolerance they demand of us. Yes we should promote tolerance, and you can do your part by passing this on. And if you are not laughing or smiling at this point... It is either past your bedtime, or it's midnight at the oasis and time to jump into bed with your camel"

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    Well that's kind of a place just like saying that competition and supply and demand determine prices. It sounds great and if it really existed would be the best thing around. But the flaw is that premise that the one operating the best will take over the rest meaning there ends up being no competition. And best has many definitions it could mean very good management skills or it could mean that most corrupt that gets away with it and buys off the people controlling the game. Which is where we are at with many parts of our society

    Same thing applies to your topless bar and the mosque rhe one with the most patrons in the end
    If there still exists democracy will get rid of the other and you d be lucky that it would be done with a vote instead of a bullet. It s a reality that
    Some just don t comprehend. When you put yourself in that situation you d better hope your side has the bigger supply of bullets

    I d rather see all topless bars where I am and a mosque in the next country over if I like the mosque people better I ll go visit and maybe stay. That way there is no confusion.

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      #3
      Just a question and once again take it as you see fit.

      Could the gay bar have a picture of the pope on the front with his little bitty turban beside the fellow with the big one. Under his name you could maybe write something like

      "Come on in and bend over, we will not only take your money while you bow down close to my genitalia but play with your mind as well; until you can't decide weather to be fearful or full of hate"

      Just saying

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        #4
        Hahaha Mallee. Thanks for posting that hilarious piece.

        Now, go into hiding. Allah the Jihadists are coming for you.

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          #5
          Is this the article?

          [URL="http://www.nationalgeographic.com/foodfeatures/land-grab/"]national geographic[/URL]

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            #6
            Tis so, Charliep! guess I'm still so unsettled by Gustafson getting such a vicious UFC pounding last night, I somehow posted and then deleted the link.Sleepy Swede.... Pars.

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              #7
              That was good, no great!
              Have a great day down under.
              Off sledding again.

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                #8
                Funny how the Chinese just walked in talked some BS to the Govt and started breaking land and farming.
                Maybe a little back country whoop ass is needed their.
                Or is it Like when England was running all over the world taking over.
                Ah history repeats over and over and over.

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                  #9
                  If society says there is nothing wrong with any of these establishments, then as riders suggested, you place them in their proper zones. No one desires a collection of everything on the same street, otherwise I'd be surrounded by Australians!

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                    #10
                    Which directly speaks to the utter importance of property rights and the rule of law, doesn't it. We cannot allow the Rule of Law in Canada to become either a negotiable issue OR a foggy issue. pars

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