Some day everything is going to be controlled by a Grain Company from Seeding to Final sale.
As the older farmers say F$%K this its a young mans game the tide will shift. IT will be here is our seed we want you MR farmer to Grow. Know your seed is from 2014 that's not up to our standards. You pay 70 a acre but here is a nice spread sheet to read to see how were going to make you money. Build a fertilizer ware house because we have a deal for you on fertilizer May 20th you fert for next year will arrive put in your fertilizer bins and you store till next year. Sign here. Oh yea its on your spread sheet to see how it pays. Ah spray season didn't you read your contract you have to use our spray x. Sorry generic wont cut it. Did you miss the step for seed treatment my god whats wrong with you. Look your crop looks piss poor to neighbours. Your spread sheet will explain how you have to follow all steps to be MR Super farmer.
Harvest is here MR farmer its raining but you should be out harvesting and drying the crop that's part of the contract it has to be a Number #2 to get the premium. Yes I Know its rained for the last two weeks but last Tuesday at 2 in the afternoon the sun came out and you could of went.
Now you deliver the grain from the 1,000,000 Bushel Granaries you built.
The elevator company just couldn't afford to add on to existing elevators so you helped out MR farmer and created their storage.
But as you hit the scale and the grader shows you your sample. He removes his head gear that has super technology to grade grain to a grain of sand.
Its a #3. But no protein oh well the deduction is only the $1.50 a bushel.
Yes I know the spread sheet said you would make a buck. Its next year country.
Oh buy the way our new super seed 2020 is here you have to pick up and pay today. Just stop buy the office.
AH farming how many don't think this is what's going to happen in the future.
As the older farmers say F$%K this its a young mans game the tide will shift. IT will be here is our seed we want you MR farmer to Grow. Know your seed is from 2014 that's not up to our standards. You pay 70 a acre but here is a nice spread sheet to read to see how were going to make you money. Build a fertilizer ware house because we have a deal for you on fertilizer May 20th you fert for next year will arrive put in your fertilizer bins and you store till next year. Sign here. Oh yea its on your spread sheet to see how it pays. Ah spray season didn't you read your contract you have to use our spray x. Sorry generic wont cut it. Did you miss the step for seed treatment my god whats wrong with you. Look your crop looks piss poor to neighbours. Your spread sheet will explain how you have to follow all steps to be MR Super farmer.
Harvest is here MR farmer its raining but you should be out harvesting and drying the crop that's part of the contract it has to be a Number #2 to get the premium. Yes I Know its rained for the last two weeks but last Tuesday at 2 in the afternoon the sun came out and you could of went.
Now you deliver the grain from the 1,000,000 Bushel Granaries you built.
The elevator company just couldn't afford to add on to existing elevators so you helped out MR farmer and created their storage.
But as you hit the scale and the grader shows you your sample. He removes his head gear that has super technology to grade grain to a grain of sand.
Its a #3. But no protein oh well the deduction is only the $1.50 a bushel.
Yes I know the spread sheet said you would make a buck. Its next year country.
Oh buy the way our new super seed 2020 is here you have to pick up and pay today. Just stop buy the office.
AH farming how many don't think this is what's going to happen in the future.
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