explain to dumb aussie farmer

[malleefarmer]

thanks guys

my wife asked if I passed away are there any good looking men?

ps ive hope ive put a smirk on your face and given you some humour to take away your stresses sounds terrible guess I will stay

but I did forget about the fishing and hunting

so another very dumb serious question all the grain from 2013 harvest got shifted eventually didn't it or did it overlap with 14 harvest?

we have a usually 3 to 4 million tonne harvest in my state I have 3 elevators 16 30 and 48 kms plus port at 160 and plus on farm storage even in a bumper 5.5 million tonne crop its exported early to make room at times or elevators just put up more bunker storage, so Canada has NEVER had the ability to store all your crop in elevator system? My few in Canada long time ago 84 and 92 seemed to working elevators everywere in 84 but a lesser degree in 92 without being a smart arse maybe Australia has the most sensible storage system in the world? Mind you weve paid for it with grain levies for years like must have been 25 plus at cant remember exactly 0.5% on wheat barley oats peas etc every commodity but it worked only to have it bought by viterra then glencore so any new sites etc is still covered by levies and Cargill are putting up a new site 30 kms away for competition.

You guys have tyranny of distance and weather. Any of you guys on facebook check out a farming concept search for "bulla burra" just up the road 90 kms. Myself peter blacket have a look if you want I mostly waffle shit but occasionally say something moderately intelligent

[freewheat]

How about a 3 or 5 buck a tonne levy on our grain, guys? To build our own commercial storage trackside?

[cottonpicken]

Have heard stories about the river monsters freaking out the guys that dive. Do them things live forever or what?

[dalek]

Come to Ontario Mallee. Even here in non-grain country I have 5 elevators within a 45 minute drive, 4 of them privately owned by individual farmers, paid for with no government money, no CWB money or levies, just capitalism and entrepreneurship at work.

In fact, other than our crooked Liberal government.... Never mind.

[malleefarmer]

would I have to learn French?

[dalek]

Mais non, monsieur. In fact if your wife sees some of the French girls you might be forbidden from ever learning any.

[dmlfarmer]

Mallee: Total commercial storage (primary, transfer, inland terminal, and port terminal)in Canada in 2014 was 12,086 265 bus. This is down from a peak of 19,602,800 bus. of commercial storage in 1970. Compare that to our 2014 production in Canada of about 80,000,000bus.(average crop) and you will understand why we have a grain movement bottlenecks. Unlike Australia, most grain produced in western Canada especially is stored on farm for most of the time until it is called for export.

[dalek]

I think your missing some zeroes. Considering the nearest elevator to me is over 3 million bushels, all new in the past 5 years.

[tstep]

What part of Aussie land you at Mallee. I was down there 37 years ago to be exact. Work on a farm in WA couple hours east of Perth. Traveled by car from Perth to Melbourne then a bus trip up throu Cobber peddie, Alice springs, Mt Iza and over to east coast down to Sydney and out to Canberra. Had an awesome time. Drank lots of tooies, XXXX, fosters. The Aussies love Canadians at that time.

[ColevilleH2S]

I would think dmlfarmers numbers are in tonnes not bushels.