Grey Cup Forecasts

[Fransisco]

<b>GO BLUE GO!!</b>

Q. How do you keep a SASKATCHEWAN ROUGHRIDER out of your yard?

A. Put up goal posts.

Q. Where do you go in REGINA in case of a tornado?

A. TAYLOR FIELD - they never get a touchdown there!

Q. What's the difference between the SASKATCHEWAN ROUGHRIDERS and the Taliban?

A. The Taliban has a running game.

Q. What do you call a ROUGHRIDER with a GREY CUP ring?

A. A thief.

Q. Why was RITCHIE HALL upset when the SASKATCHEWAN ROUGHRIDER playbook was stolen?

A. Because he hadn't finished colouring it.

Q. How many SASKATCHEWAN ROUGHRIDERS does it take to win a GREY CUP?

A. Nobody knows and we may never find out!

Q. What do the SASKATCHEWAN ROUGHRIDERS and possums have in common?

A. Both play dead at home and get killed on the road.

Q. How can you tell when the SASKATCHEWAN ROUGHRIDERS are going to run the football?

A. The back leaves the huddle with tears in his eyes.

[caseman]

These are good jokes,made me laugh,but sorry to say Winnipeg is toast on Sunday.

[Burbert]

Unique Comedian sporting event, in this case though, likely the West will win! Ain't the West the only teams playing. Comedia, when will it ever end, the stupidity in this great nation, is endless. My money is on the West, we are almost certain to win dis one. Doubt however that I'll bother watching the Classic, cause it is soooooo weird. Reminds me of a song, "I got friends in low places, where the beer talks and the whisky chases duh blues away yada, yada." Whatever disappointment occurs, I'm sure it will be de fault of the CWB..........

[furrowtickler]

Burot,get a life!
Riders 27 - B/B's 17.

[furrowtickler]

let's see some more score predictions instead of the typical b/s on this forum!

[just_wondering]

58 will be total combined score with RIDERS getting 38 Winnipeg getting 20

Saskatchewan residents will recognize this was the seat distribution in the last election
It's fate baby.

Congrats to the Bisons now Winnipeg will be able to say at least our kids are better.
GO RIDERS GO

[Fransisco]

NEWS HEADLINE! Rider Practice suspended....

Saskatchewan Roughrider football practice was delayed on Wednesday for nearly two hours at Taylor Field. One of the players, while on his way to the locker room, happened to look down and notice a suspicious looking, unknown white powdery substance on the practice field.

The head coach immediately suspended practice while he RCMP were called in to investigate. After a complete field analysis, the RCMP determined that the white substance, unknown to the players, was the goal line.

Practice was resumed when the RCMP decided that the team would not be likely to encounter the substance again.

[just_wondering]

'Twas The Night Before Grey Cup

Twas the night before Grey Cup, and all through the Dome,
Not a creature was stirring, but the gophers back home.
The players were nestled and snug in their beds,
While visions of Grey Cup Rings danced in their heads.

When out on the field, there arose such a clatter,
Kent sprang from his bed to see what was the matter,
Away to his window, he flew like a flash,
Threw aside the Green Curtains, and Silky White Sash.

And what did he see with his wondering eye?
But a sea of Green Revelers and a furry brown guy.
"That looks like Dominguez, and Flick and Fantuz!"
"Its way after curfew! Do they want us to lose??"

So, out of his room and down to the field,
Coach Austin stormed out with a fury to wield.
As he went through the tunnel, the ground shook with a beat,
From the dancing and prancing of ten thousand feet.

"Hey Coach," cried a voice, "Whatcha doing down here?"
It was Szarka and Schultz, and they were handing out beer!
Chucky and Chick were grilling up Dogs,
With Burgers being served by O'Day and the Hogs.


Crandall cooked Hot Wings, Joseph grilled steak,
While Cates, Holmes, and Hughes helped Makowsky serve cake.
"This is nuts!" Austin shouted, "It's one-thirty AM!"
"I expected some revelry, but this is mayhem!"

Eric Tillman tapped Austin, " You're not Eagle Keys -"
"But I'm not Berry, or Gotta, or Gregory - so PLEASE!"
"You're all waddling around here like Wascana geese!"
"And in need of a dance coach like Donald Narcisse."


"Now, you've all had your fun, so back to your rooms."
But then Austin's nose picked up the barbecue fumes.
Then Green Is The Color rang out through the air,
As Congi and Boreham played Banjos with flair.

On Davis, on Johnson, on Coach Ritchie Hall,
Even old Alex Smith flashed a smile after all,
On Lloyd, on McCullough, on Hunt and on Perry,
On Kornegay, Frazier, and yes, even Kerry.

The skydome then filled with a soft greenish glow,
And the whole Rider Nation set poised for a show.
An S and a wheat sheaf then formed in the air,
And a smile took the place of Coach Kent Austin's glare.

Then everyone there, the players, the fans,
They formed a big circle by all holding hands,
Then right in the centre appeared the Grey Cup,
Which Fairholm and Ridway and Elgaard picked up.

They handed it over to Ritchie and Kent,
Who called Kerry and Eddie, and off the Cup went.
It was passed round the field, past heroes to present,
While Gainer dug holes for the Blue Bomber Pheasants.

That music was heard coast to coast people say
And they say Rider Pride grew three sizes that day.
Everyone left there dreaming of Blue Bomber doom.
And they sent all the Banjos to Troy Westwood's Room.

GO RIDERS!

h/t John Gormley