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    #37
    Good Mornign Agri-villers:

    Licensing Tidbit:

    Read this tale, confident it is barren of truth.

    Rumour had it that OWMB was ticked off with the CWB, a few years back, because the CWB is the only game in town that can dish out export licenses, and, as the story goes, were peeking at the names of the buyers filled in on the Ontario licenses.

    Ontario no longer wished to reveal the names of their buyers.

    Nor was the CWB to be denied information. Horns locked.

    Ontario, so the story goes, was so miffed, they composed their own license, and signed them, and with the loads of grain, presented faux licenses at Customs.

    The CWB, as the story was told, was dis-amused.

    Customs sharply rebuked Ontario. No jail, though.

    Ontario WMB then tried to get a Federal Government Department, Trade and Commerce, to issue the CWB permits, instead of the CWB.

    The CWB flew down in a flurry, feathers ruffled.

    Finally a compromise was had.

    OWMB are no longer required to name their buyers.
    AND
    The CWB maintains licensing.

    Expensive licensing session.

    Of course, this could all be gossipy gruncherie, but the visual is useful and forceful. Visuals can put me into a tizzy, I discovered this year. lol

    This is clearly a licensing issue. Trips to Ottawa. Meetings. Expenses.

    Westerners paid the bill.

    Westerners

    Westerners paid

    ONLY WESTERNERS

    A little morning humor:

    THE CWB MAINTAINS JURISDICTION OVER LICENSING.

    If you want to see a nasty rooster-fight, elect a few militant CWB Board members, and let them convince the other Board members that everyone must to vote to deny export licenses to everyone BUT Westerners. And send the bill to everyone but the West.

    A little in-house policy trick, I picked up. lol

    Parsley

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      #38
      Good Mornign Agri-villers:

      Licensing Tidbit:

      Read this tale, confident it could be barren of truth.

      Rumour had it that OWMB was ticked off with the CWB, a few years back, because the CWB is the only game in town that can dish out export licenses, and, as the story goes, were peeking at the names of the buyers filled in on the Ontario licenses.

      Ontario no longer wished to reveal the names of their buyers.

      Nor was the CWB to be denied information. Horns locked.

      Ontario, so the story goes, was so miffed, they composed their own license, and signed them, and with the loads of grain, presented faux licenses at Customs.

      The CWB, as the story was told, was dis-amused.

      Customs sharply rebuked Ontario. No jail, though.

      Ontario WMB then tried to get a Federal Government Department, Trade and Commerce, to issue the CWB permits, instead of the CWB.

      The CWB flew down in a flurry, feathers ruffled.

      Finally a compromise was had.

      OWMB are no longer required to name their buyers.
      AND
      The CWB maintains licensing.

      Expensive licensing session.

      Of course, this could all be gossipy gruncherie, but the visual is useful and forceful. Visuals can put me into a tizzy, I discovered this year. lol

      This is clearly a licensing issue. Trips to Ottawa. Meetings. Expenses.

      Westerners paid the bill.

      Westerners

      Westerners paid

      ONLY WESTERNERS

      A little morning humor:

      THE CWB MAINTAINS JURISDICTION OVER LICENSING.

      If you want to see a nasty rooster-fight, elect a few militant CWB Board members, and let them convince the other Board members that everyone must to vote to deny export licenses to everyone BUT Westerners. And send the bill to everyone but the West.

      A little in-house policy trick, I picked up. lol

      Parsley

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        #39
        Parsley...

        You must have a stuck ENTER key!

        LOL!!!!!!

        One point that has not been talked about on CWB duties... that is not commonly known... is that all processors of human consumption products must do extensive work, to satify the CWB, that all wheat and barley entering the plant are accounted for.

        Malt Plants, Mills, Distileries... al must spent vast amounts of time and "smooze" making sure the CWB is satisfied... that every last kernel is accounted for.

        And for what? This is a licensing function... enabled from Part IV of the CWB Act...

        So not only do growers pay for the "smooze" and watchful eye of the CWB... we pay twice through our basis to have our processors "smooze" the watchful eyes of CWB Inspectors.

        You should hear the accounts of what happens at malt plants, process plants... IT IS NOT a JOKE. It costs growers big money 2wice over!

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          #40
          Parsley...

          You must have a stuck ENTER key!

          LOL!!!!!!

          One point that has not been talked about on CWB duties... that is not commonly known... is that all processors of human consumption products must do extensive work, to satify the CWB, that all wheat and barley entering the plant are accounted for.

          Malt Plants, Mills, Distileries... al must spent vast amounts of time and "smooze" making sure the CWB is satisfied... that every last kernel is accounted for.

          And for what? This is a licensing function... enabled from Part IV of the CWB Act...

          So not only do growers pay for the "smooze" and watchful eye of the CWB... we pay twice through our basis to have our processors "smooze" the watchful eyes of CWB Inspectors.

          You should hear the accounts of what happens at malt plants, process plants... IT IS NOT a JOKE. It costs growers big money 2wice over!

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            #41
            Parsley...

            Now I am guilty too!

            Those cottonpicken mice... are way too touchy feely!

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              #42
              What is worse is this...

              All Malt Plants, Mills, Distileries... etc in Canada, are

              designated as WORKS FOR THE GENERAL ADVANTAGE OF CANADA!!!!!!!!


              That means that Canada Malt is a works for the General Advantge of Canada.

              What prudent businessman wants to invest in a poisoned business environment?

              What is the matter with our legislators?

              What is the matter with our corpoations?

              What is the matter with voter

              Parsley

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                #43
                The Canadian Wheat Board snuck into the Act's Licensing room and successfully gussied up their sleek national tariff collector.

                Transforming her.

                They dressed her up in the ugliest, most-expensive gawdawful Western buyback dress they could find.

                Farmers didn't notice.

                The CWB crossed out the word
                "Licensing" on the original banner pinned across the front of the tax collectors dress, and replaced it, scratching in the word "Marketing".

                Her shoes had been imprinted "All of Canada" on the sole, but the CWB simply re-stamped " Western Canadian" on top.

                DA farmers didn't notice.

                This new buyback collector often illegally collects from Western Canada, and farmers still don't know the tax collector is the buyback collector in disguise. But charging more from fewer.


                Do you like paying?

                Parsley

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