Canola

[agstar77]

Presently pushing 700 a ton and over 15 a bus. G. Wilhemi speculates soybeans at 16 to 18 by summer. Scary times indeed. On the downside the Canadian dollar is rising.

[agstar77]

701 T and 15.14 per bus.

[Hopperbin]

Scary?? I like counting my money.

[melvill]

Hey, hopperbin, remember what happened to Scrooge after he's spent too much time counting his money? Seems to me he started having semi-transparent visitors in the night. That could be scarey.

One of my farmer clients suggested that the scarey thing about these prices is how many kitchen/bathroom cupboards and lino and carpet were going to "have" to be replaced in houses leaving little money to replace important things like pickups and quads and . . . . .

[cropduster]

Any news of the Merc???:0???

[parsley]

Little Joey: "Daddy, I'm scared of going to the Post Office for the mail"

"Why son?"


"There'll be another big scarey canola cheque there"


"You don't have to be afraid of big canola cheques, Joey"


"But they'll attack me"

"Who said that,son?"

"Agstar"

"No such thing as a cheque attack, son"

"Can't canola cheques atttack you in the night?"


"Nope.. only if agstar doesen't get just as big a one as the neighbor, then he has something called an anxiety attack.

"So agstar is having an ang-sigh-it-ee attack?


"You bet, son"

"Oh boy, he's the greedy pig, right, Dad? "


"You bet, son"

"Do those anger-sigh-ities attack him in the night, Dad?"

"You betcha, son."


"Right on!"

Parsley

[Jay-mo]

If, by saying "scary times", you meant exciting times, then I would have to agree!
Parsley, where do you come up with that dialogue? Halarious!

[Jay-mo]

oops, my spelling is not "hilarious"

[agstar77]

P is a Writer, specializing in Fiction!

[parsley]

And A is my inspiration, complete with unreal solutions.