I stole this From another forum, and
just had to repost it here;
"To be read in the voice of Paul Harvey.
And on the eighth day God looked down on
his planned paradise and said, “I need
someone who can flip this for a quick
buck.”
So God made a banker.
God said, “I need someone who doesn’t
grow anything or make anything but who
will borrow money from the public at 0%
interest and then lend it back to the
public at 2% or 5% or 10% and pay
himself a bonus for doing so.”
So God made a banker.
God said, “I need someone who will take
money from the people who work and save,
and use that money to create a dotcom
bubble and a housing bubble and a stock
bubble and an oil bubble and a
commodities bubble and a bond bubble and
another stock bubble, and then sell it
to people in Poughkeepsie and Spokane
and Bakersfield, and pay himself another
bonus.”
So God made a banker.
In this Super Bowl ad, Chrysler pays
tribute to the American farmer.
God said, “I need someone to build homes
in the swamps and deserts using shoddy
materials and other people’s money, and
then use these homes as collateral for a
Ponzi scheme he can sell to pensioners
in California and Michigan and Sweden. I
need someone who will then foreclose on
those homes, kick out the occupants, and
switch off the air conditioning and the
plumbing, and watch the houses turn back
into dirt. And then pay himself another
bonus.”
God said, “I need someone to lend money
to people with bad credit at 30%
interest in order to get his stock price
up, and then, just before the loans turn
bad, cash out his stock and walk away.
And who, when asked later, will, with a
tearful eye, say the government made him
do it.”
God said, “And I need somebody who will
tell everyone else to stand on their own
two feet, but who will then run to the
government for a bailout as soon as he
gets into trouble — and who will then
use that bailout money to help elect a
Congress that will look the other way.
And then pay himself another bonus.”
So God made a banker."
just had to repost it here;
"To be read in the voice of Paul Harvey.
And on the eighth day God looked down on
his planned paradise and said, “I need
someone who can flip this for a quick
buck.”
So God made a banker.
God said, “I need someone who doesn’t
grow anything or make anything but who
will borrow money from the public at 0%
interest and then lend it back to the
public at 2% or 5% or 10% and pay
himself a bonus for doing so.”
So God made a banker.
God said, “I need someone who will take
money from the people who work and save,
and use that money to create a dotcom
bubble and a housing bubble and a stock
bubble and an oil bubble and a
commodities bubble and a bond bubble and
another stock bubble, and then sell it
to people in Poughkeepsie and Spokane
and Bakersfield, and pay himself another
bonus.”
So God made a banker.
In this Super Bowl ad, Chrysler pays
tribute to the American farmer.
God said, “I need someone to build homes
in the swamps and deserts using shoddy
materials and other people’s money, and
then use these homes as collateral for a
Ponzi scheme he can sell to pensioners
in California and Michigan and Sweden. I
need someone who will then foreclose on
those homes, kick out the occupants, and
switch off the air conditioning and the
plumbing, and watch the houses turn back
into dirt. And then pay himself another
bonus.”
God said, “I need someone to lend money
to people with bad credit at 30%
interest in order to get his stock price
up, and then, just before the loans turn
bad, cash out his stock and walk away.
And who, when asked later, will, with a
tearful eye, say the government made him
do it.”
God said, “And I need somebody who will
tell everyone else to stand on their own
two feet, but who will then run to the
government for a bailout as soon as he
gets into trouble — and who will then
use that bailout money to help elect a
Congress that will look the other way.
And then pay himself another bonus.”
So God made a banker."
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