Limerick Contest

[mbratrud]

Oh how I long for a beautiful thing,
That we all know well as the season called Spring.
But all this snow won’t do any harm,
For last fall it was dry out here on the Farm.
The itch to go seed is no reason to start crying!

[farmaholic]

Cheers to those who farm
To most the job does not harm
It is a good life
With a wee bit of strife
But to most, tis a lucky charm!!

Happy St. Patricks Day

[cottonpicken]

Lol,good job everyone.

[bucket]

this is my first look at this thread. I
have no idea how that got posted.

Sorry folks.

[farmaholic]

One more....

You know we've all had enough
When you talk to your neighbor who's gruff
When I mention the snow
He says,"it can **** off and go"
He's tired of moving the stuff!!

[BTO_farmall]

Say ay Bro, Whatch Ya Wanna Do
Lotta ******* n' a Ton of Brew
BTO
Never Stress over a Hoe,
Aint Worried Bout Ya Friends, So Bring The Whole Crew!!!!!!!!!



And 4The Win, Sip, Sip, Sippin On, Double Shots Patron n' Corona's With The Lime!!!!!!!!!!

[sumdumguy]

Who in the world can BTO be
Anyone know a guy Named Rick D?
Bison's his game
Between whiskey and grain
Could be Ukrainian or Cree.

[Choice2U]

OK...here goes nothing...how many Agrivillers in this limmerick?

Poorboy was Checking for a Cottonpicken Grassfarmer called Dave4441.

So Gregpet could Freewheat a Daylate or be a Frustrated1.

Sumdumguy must Haveapulse or turn JDGreen from a bad Caseman.

"Grr" said a Southpaw Saskfarmer3 to a Burburting BTOFarmall fan.

While Parsley kicked some ColevilleH2Ass being the Husker one.