Limerick Contest

[cottonpicken]

1st Annual agriville St.Patties Day Limerick Contest

Rules
-standard limericks,first 2 lines rhyme,next 2
rhyme,last line rhymes with first (aabba)
-enter as many as you want
-you have to write them yourself
-you can't vote for yourself
-extra points for hacking on fellow members
-extra points for stating how much you have drank
before you wrote the poem
-extra points for poems about fat chicks
-extra points for vulgarness
-i'll go first

i am so sick of snow
its really starting to blow
i think i'm going mental
like being at the dental
a bird talked to me it was a crow

[cottonpicken]

And if this thread takes off like i think its going to,we
could have a haiku contest on april 29 which of
course is japans showa holiday marking hiroshitos
birthday.....pssssstcant wait.

[ColevilleH2S]

Cottons Limerick sucked
so bad I said ****
I can do betters
'cause I'm a man of letters
And my ego is the size of a truck

[Daylate]

Lol, 3 out of 10
Oh my mind is going stir crazy,
Dealing with stupid people who are lazy
When o when can I get back to my adrenaline highs
swearing and cursing lookin towards the sky's
The whole time wondering when I'll push my last
dazy

No beer yet today,so no points for that unless u
count midnight till 2. And being hung over.

[burnt]

Well c'mon folks, it should be in keeping with the occasion!

After too many beers and banter
He reeled for home at a canter
In the field lost his hat
Tried on many’a pat
‘Til he found the right Tam o’Shanter.

[burnt]

A fun-loving bloke named Paddy
Was an oh-so congenial laddy
E’d wash down his spuds
with those frothy green suds
Then go speeding off in his Caddie.

[newguy]

With no melt in sight.
And a wind chill to bite.
Yes it is almost auction sale season
And no I am not teasing
An early sale may be a fright..

[ColevilleH2S]

Here is a short ode
To our friendly neighborhood troll
He's the one that never fails
To type a F*ck, or a Heil
So stuck in his ways, it's forum gold

[rockpile]

Cott, you started it so here's a jug of green beer to
you.

There is a blogger named Cotten
Whose financial advice is well sought in
His thoughts are quite risky
They pour from the whiskey
And will all be soon forgotten!

[samhill]

'Cause a fool taught 'em all how to read
Tho hitched I now fetch my own mead
She once had those sweet curves aplenty
But cause no fetching she's now a size 20
And it's myself for the pleasures I need.

[ColevilleH2S]

I hear there is a Frac crew in town
tonight

They'll probably drink green beer and
fight

More entertaining than UFC

Tougher than GSP

It's a pity Parsley will miss the sight

[ErgotErnie]

There once was a website named agriville.
That I read every morning for a thrill
It had a farmer named sf3
That thought his neighbours land should be free
It's too bad hiss land will be to wet for min till

[burnt]

Some farmers, to fight off the bore,
Tried their hand writing Irish lore
It turned out so bad
They all went home sad
And in far worse shape than before . . .

[parsley]

Just came on! All poets!! <3 Why, boys, I am
duly impressed. lol. And a new guy on and
writing limericks. ha . Welcome.

Wasn't that a great match last night, Cole? GSP
had the decibels up in the Mtrl arena. lol

Okay I'll jangle off a few limericks for you,
considering it is St Paddy's Day and the Irish are
grateful that the Vilkngs spared the most of them.
Pars

[sumdumguy]

There once was a farmer from Wink
Who spent the winter in the rink
To Agristability the neighbours applied
Some of them he said they lied
To pad their fat pocket books!

That's it, Pars your turn.