Thought i seen a tumbleweed blow through agriville.
Looks like jeff is getting political.
Jeff Foxworthy:
If you can get arrested for hunting or fishing without
a license, but not for entering and remaining in the
country illegally — you might live in a nation that was
founded by geniuses but is run by idiots.
...
If you have to get your parents’ permission to go on a
field trip or to take an aspirin in school, but not to get
an abortion — you might live in a nation that was
founded by geniuses but is run by idiots.
If you MUST show your identification to board an
airplane, cash a check, buy liquor, or check out a
library book and rent a video, but not to vote for who
runs the government — you might live in a nation
that was founded by geniuses but is run by idiots.
If the government wants to prevent stable, law-
abiding citizens from owning gun magazines that
hold more than ten rounds, but gives twenty F-16
fighter jets to the crazy new leaders in Egypt — you
might live in a nation that was founded by geniuses
but is run by idiots.
If, in the nation’s largest city, you can buy two 16-
ounce sodas, but not one 24-ounce soda, because
24-ounces of a sugary drink might make you fat —
you might live in a nation that was founded by
geniuses but is run by idiots.
If an 80-year-old woman or a three-year-old girl who
is confined to a wheelchair can be strip-searched by
the TSA at the airport, but a woman in a burka or a
hijab is only subject to having her neck and head
searched — you might live in a nation that was
founded by geniuses but is run by idiots.
If your government believes that the best way to
eradicate trillions of dollars of debt is to spend
trillions more — you might live in a nation that was
founded by geniuses but is run by idiots.
If a seven-year-old boy can be thrown out of school
for saying his teacher is “cute,” but hosting a sexual
exploration or diversity class in grade school is
perfectly acceptable — you might live in a nation that
was founded by geniuses but is run by idiots.
If hard work and success are met with higher taxes
and more government regulation and intrusion, while
not working is rewarded with Food Stamps, WIC
checks, Medicaid benefits, subsidized housing, and
free cell phones — you might live in a nation that was
founded by geniuses but is run by idiots.
If the government’s plan for getting people back to
work is to provide incentives for not working, by
granting 99 weeks of unemployment checks, without
any requirement to prove that gainful employment
was diligently sought, but couldn’t be found — you
might live in a nation that was founded by geniuses
but is run by idiots.
If you pay your mortgage faithfully, denying yourself
the newest big-screen TV, while your neighbor buys
iPhones, time shares, a wall-sized do-it-all plasma
screen TV and new cars, and the government forgives
his debt when he defaults on his mortgage — you
might live in a nation that was founded by geniuses
but is run by idiots.
If being stripped of your Constitutional right to
defend yourself makes you more “safe” according to
the government — you might live in a nation that was
founded by geniuses but is run by idiots.
What a country!
Any questions??
Looks like jeff is getting political.
Jeff Foxworthy:
If you can get arrested for hunting or fishing without
a license, but not for entering and remaining in the
country illegally — you might live in a nation that was
founded by geniuses but is run by idiots.
...
If you have to get your parents’ permission to go on a
field trip or to take an aspirin in school, but not to get
an abortion — you might live in a nation that was
founded by geniuses but is run by idiots.
If you MUST show your identification to board an
airplane, cash a check, buy liquor, or check out a
library book and rent a video, but not to vote for who
runs the government — you might live in a nation
that was founded by geniuses but is run by idiots.
If the government wants to prevent stable, law-
abiding citizens from owning gun magazines that
hold more than ten rounds, but gives twenty F-16
fighter jets to the crazy new leaders in Egypt — you
might live in a nation that was founded by geniuses
but is run by idiots.
If, in the nation’s largest city, you can buy two 16-
ounce sodas, but not one 24-ounce soda, because
24-ounces of a sugary drink might make you fat —
you might live in a nation that was founded by
geniuses but is run by idiots.
If an 80-year-old woman or a three-year-old girl who
is confined to a wheelchair can be strip-searched by
the TSA at the airport, but a woman in a burka or a
hijab is only subject to having her neck and head
searched — you might live in a nation that was
founded by geniuses but is run by idiots.
If your government believes that the best way to
eradicate trillions of dollars of debt is to spend
trillions more — you might live in a nation that was
founded by geniuses but is run by idiots.
If a seven-year-old boy can be thrown out of school
for saying his teacher is “cute,” but hosting a sexual
exploration or diversity class in grade school is
perfectly acceptable — you might live in a nation that
was founded by geniuses but is run by idiots.
If hard work and success are met with higher taxes
and more government regulation and intrusion, while
not working is rewarded with Food Stamps, WIC
checks, Medicaid benefits, subsidized housing, and
free cell phones — you might live in a nation that was
founded by geniuses but is run by idiots.
If the government’s plan for getting people back to
work is to provide incentives for not working, by
granting 99 weeks of unemployment checks, without
any requirement to prove that gainful employment
was diligently sought, but couldn’t be found — you
might live in a nation that was founded by geniuses
but is run by idiots.
If you pay your mortgage faithfully, denying yourself
the newest big-screen TV, while your neighbor buys
iPhones, time shares, a wall-sized do-it-all plasma
screen TV and new cars, and the government forgives
his debt when he defaults on his mortgage — you
might live in a nation that was founded by geniuses
but is run by idiots.
If being stripped of your Constitutional right to
defend yourself makes you more “safe” according to
the government — you might live in a nation that was
founded by geniuses but is run by idiots.
What a country!
Any questions??
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