Parsley not selling grain on Earth

[mcfarms]

Parsley

Congrats
I have it here on the authority of the Canadian wheat board a signed letter stating you and I don't sell grain on the same planet. In this letter it claims my fully traceable field inspected, record kept fully verifiable national award winning product doesn't compete in the world marketplace with yours. I'm staggered by the realization that the Canadian organic farmers are in fact selling their grain to Extra-Terrestrials.
Its the only explanation .

[parsley]

I keep telling you that if a person can talk men into paying thousands of dollars for hunks of rocks to give to women, and I mean thousands, farmers can sell anything. To anyone.

Think of the marketing potential for the CWB, with a little more checkoff funding, of course:


"Hand cleaned by hand-maidens...Wheat Boars grain for your mouth."

Or this idea stolen from a super stud:

"Grinding CWB grain day and night to make you ferocious."


"The CWB will go to any length, in any corner of the Designated Area, to extract cheap grain for You...our Saturn consumers. Buy now."


And as they develop more sophisticated testing strips :

"Your CWB..testing nutritional safety for our consumers....from mouth to colon."

Should be no shortage of asses applying for work.

Parsley