Perfect CWB Marketing 'cheetin' song!

[TOM4CWB]

Parsley,

You just bring out the most amazing things in folks!

So in an effort to raise the quality of Agriville... entertainment...

Here goes:

We alternate The Eagles 'Lyin eyes' With Captain Tractors 'Last Sask Pirate"... lyrics and music!

Dedication... a special ‘designated area’ grain growers 'marketing ode just for Parsley et el;,

‘Metaphorically’ of course (Especially dedicated to the CWB/CIGI, Earl, and Ontario Wheat)!

Shouldn't make up this SONG on U-Tube and dedicate it to them?

Start with Captain Tractor Playing:

Well I used to be a farmer, and I made a living fine.
I had a little stretch of land along the sea behind.
But times went by although I tried, the money wasn't there,
and the bankers came and took my land and told me fair is fair.
I looked for every kind of job the answer always no,
Hire you now they always laughed we just let 20 go
The government they promised me a measly a little sum
But I've got to much pride to end up just another bum,
Then I thought who gives a damn if all the jobs are gone,
I'm gonna be a pirate, on the river Saskatchewan

Now the ‘ Eagles’ chime in:
"City girls just seem to find out early
How to open doors with just a smile
A rich old man
And she won't have to worry
She'll dress up all in lace and go in style

Late at night a big old house gets lonely
I guess ev'ry form of refuge has its price
And it breaks her heart to think her love is
Only given to a man with hands as cold as ice

So she tells him she must go out for the evening
To comfort an old friend who's feelin' down
But he knows where she's goin' as she's leavin'
She is headed for the cheatin' side of town

You can't hide your lyin' eyes
And your smile is a thin disguise
I thought by now you'd realize
There ain't no way to hide your lyin eyes

Back to Captain Tractor:
CHORUS
And it's a heave ho hi ho coming down the plains
Stealing wheat's and barley and all the other grains
And it's a ho hey hi hey farmers by your doors
When you see the Jolly Rodger on Regina's mighty shores

Well you think the local farmers would know that I am large
But just the other day I found an unprotected barge
I snuck up right behind them and they were none the wiser
I ram the ship and sank it and stole the fertilizer.
Bridge outside of Moose Jaw spans the mighty river
Farmers cross with so much fear there stomach are a quiver,
Cause they know that Captain Tractor's hiding in the bay
I'll jump the bridge and knock them cold and sail'em with there Hayyyyy
On the other side of town a boy is waiting
with fiery eyes and dreams no one could steal
She drives on through the nice anticipating
'Cause he makes her feel the way she used to feel

She rushes to his arms,
They fall together
She whispers that it's only for awhile
She swears that soon she'll be comin' back forever
She pulls away and leaves him with a smile

You can't hide your lyin' eyes
And your smile is a thin disguise
I thought by now you'd realize
There ain't no way to hide you lyin' eyes

Back to Captain Tractor:
Well mounty Bob he chased me, he was always at my throat.
He followed on the shore lines cause he didn't own a boat.
But the cutbacks were coming and the mounty lost his job,
So now he's sailing with me and we call him Salty Bob.
A swinging sword and skull and bones and pleasant company,
I never pay my income tax and screw the GST, Screw it
Sailing down to Saskatoon the terror of the sea,
If you want to reach the Co-op boy you gotta get by me
HAHAR

And it's a heave ho hi ho coming down the plains
Stealing wheat's and barley and all the other grains
And it's a ho hey hi hey farmers by your doors
When you see the Jolly Rodger on Regina's mighty shores

Well the pirate life's appealing but you don't just find it here,
I hear in North Alberta there's a band of buccaneers,
They roam the Athabasca from Smith to Fort McKay,
And your gonna lose your sets and if you have to pass away,
Well winter is a coming and a chill in the breeze,
But pirate days are over once the river starts to freeze,
But I'll be back in spring time and now I have to go
I hear there's lots of plundering down in New Mexico,
Eagles finish the ode off!
She gets up and pours herself a strong one
And stares out at the stars up in the sky
Another night, it's gonna be a long one
She draws the shade and hangs her head to cry

She wonders how it ever got this crazy
She thinks about a boy she knew in school
Did she get tired or did she just get lazy?
She's so far gone she feels just like a fool

My, oh my, you sure know how to arrange things
You set it up so well, so carefully
Ain't it funny how your new life didn't change things
You're still the same old girl you used to be

You can't hide your lyin eyes
And your smile is a thin disguise
I thought by now you'd realize
There ain't no way to hide your lyin' eyes
There ain't no way to hide your lyin' eyes
Honey, you can't hide your lyin' eyes"

[agstar77]

You just have too much spare time!

[frustrated1]

Autosteer, peas seed too slow.

[parsley]

Tinker, I want you to get tattoos on both arms, and a diamond in your lower lip, and strike a streak of purple in your hair, and get a bass guiarist and sing this on UTube.

Trust me. You'll be famous. LOL Pars

[parsley]

Does this mean when Minister Ritz comes to prairie towns campaigning to be crowned Ag Minister in the next election, that he can't ride his donkey?



GOVERNMENT OF CANADA HELPS FARMERS IMPROVE ANIMAL CARE PRACTICES

GUELPH, Ontario, April 30, 2010 - Canadian farmers are proud to provide excellent care for their animals and the Government of Canada is investing in further development of best-practices for livestock handling. Agriculture Minister Gerry Ritz and Member of Parliament Joe Preston (Elgin-Middlesex-London) today announced the funding in Guelph.

"Taking care of the livestock is the first chore in the morning and the last chore at night because farmers know that healthy animals mean a healthy business," said Minister Ritz. "The Government of Canada is proud to partner with Canadian farmers to further develop best-practices that will strengthen our livestock industry."

"Our farmers take pride in their animal handling practices", said MP Preston. "I'm proud to be part of a Government that helps farmers in Ontario and across Canada utilize the latest research and best-practices in farm animal care."

The Canadian Animal Health Coalition (CAHC), working with the National Farm Animal Care Council (NFACC), will use this investment of up to $3.4 million to advance animal care and well-being in the farmed animal sector.

"CAHC has been successful in bringing groups together for common purposes, including establishing the National Farm Animal Care Council and providing support for its continued development," said Mark Beaven, Executive Director, CAHC. "CAHC thanks the Federal Government for its support for the project, and is committed to facilitating the successful outcomes that support farmed animal health and welfare, alongside farmed animal production and trade."

This investment will help develop a new Codes of Practice for various farmed animal sectors and an on-farm assessment protocol. As a framework for the Codes, NFACC will use the revised National Development Process for Codes of Practice for the Care and Handling of Farm Animals that they piloted last year in the dairy industry with support from federal adaptation funding.

"NFACC provides a vehicle for ensuring a national coordinated approach on farm animal care among all stakeholders across the entire value chain," said Edouard Asnong, Chair, NFACC. "NFACC appreciates the Federal Government's support to address farm animal care issues that relate to its members, domestic and export markets, the Canadian and provincial governments and the Canadian public, utilizing science-based and collaborative processes."

Funding for this project is being made available through the AgriFlexibility fund, a program delivered in Canada's Economic Action Plan (EAP). The EAP focuses on strengthening the economy and securing Canada's economic future.

Funding is subject to the project meeting all eligibility requirments and the signing of a contribution agreement.

For more information on the AgriFlexibility fund and Canada's Economic Action Plan, please visit www.agr.gc.ca/agriflexibility and www.actionplan.gc.ca.



Join with me, will you, let's practice be good sports now, so the farm community doesn't get left behind, we need to be sitting right up to the circus table for more goodies like this, and 1, 2, 3, everybody sing:




Donkey Riding"

[Chorus:]

Way hey and away we go
Donkey riding, donkey riding
Way hey and away we go
Ridin' on a donkey.

Was you ever in Quebec
Launchin' timber on the deck?
Where ya break yer bleedin' neck
Ridin' on a donkey!

[Chorus]

Was you ever 'round Cape Horn
Where the weather's never warm?
Wished to God you'd never been born
Ridin' on a donkey.

[Chorus]

Was you ever in Miramichi
Where ye tie up to a tree,
An' the girls sit on yer knee?
Ridin' on a donkey

[Chorus]

Was you ever in Fortune Bay
See the girls all shout, "Hooray!"?
"Here comes dad with ten weeks pay
Riding on a donkey."

[Chorus]

Was you ever in London-town
See the King he does come down?
See the King in his golden crown
Riding on a donkey

[Chorus

Pars

[stubblejumper]

Pars Mr Ritz knows he get more votes if he doesn't stick his foot in his mouth so he hides somewhere and says nothing

[rockpile]

I've said it before and I'll say it again - if you want
to get their attention - throw some of the bums
out!!! Can't hold your nose and vote Lib or ND, then
go after a quality individual to run as an
independent devoted only to his or her
constituents. Party politics in this country are
totally out of control to the point where the focus
by every party is determined by what will get the
votes in, never mind what is needed or is right or
wrong. Bring back the Rhinos! As for a song, how
about 'Wasted Days and Wasted Nights'?
Rockpile

[hlg]

Watch out livestock producers!!!! Letting Joe Public be involved means animal rights people and others with no knowledge of animal husbandry sit at the table and make laws that no one can follow!!!!