Well we're officially pouched!

[Burbert]

I thought this was gonna beeee the
earliest Spring ever. Pulling out the
seed drills, gettin ready ta giverer!
When was that, no snow, hiredmen ready
ta go, new neighbours paid too muck fer
land, that'll teachem. Sold 70,0000 Bu.
a canolie at higher than high prices.
Got a hellofa deal on next exotic
vacation. Shes almost in the bin/bank,
butt apparently Saskabush guy fergot ta
gota church. 40 days/ 40 nights a
rain'll do it to ya though. Big
Saskatchewan bummer. Crops peakin outta
the ground in Manitoba. Goddless
Albertie, is dryin as we speak. Funny
things happen though, even ta
knowitalls, doitalls, vacationitalls,
got the most monney and knowledgeitalls,
fastest tractoritalls, it seems........

[SASKFARMER3]

Oh Did I just here some thunder oh no
thats just Burpfart passing gas!!!!!!!!