Thanks to Allen Johnston for this:
BLONDE JOKE:
Last year I replaced all the windows in my house with
those expensive, double-pane, energy-efficient kind.
Today, I got a call from the contractor who installed
them. He complained that the work had been
completed a year ago and I still hadn't paid for them.
Helloooo,............ just because I'm blonde doesn't
mean that I am automatically stupid.
So, I told him just what his fast-talking sales guy told
me last year... that these windows would pay for
themselves in a year. Hellooooo?
It's been a year, so they're paid for, I told him.
There was only silence at the other end of the line, so I
finally hung up.
He never called back.
I bet he felt like an idiot.
BLONDE JOKE:
Last year I replaced all the windows in my house with
those expensive, double-pane, energy-efficient kind.
Today, I got a call from the contractor who installed
them. He complained that the work had been
completed a year ago and I still hadn't paid for them.
Helloooo,............ just because I'm blonde doesn't
mean that I am automatically stupid.
So, I told him just what his fast-talking sales guy told
me last year... that these windows would pay for
themselves in a year. Hellooooo?
It's been a year, so they're paid for, I told him.
There was only silence at the other end of the line, so I
finally hung up.
He never called back.
I bet he felt like an idiot.
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