Valentine's Day Coming up!

[parsley]

Do you still celebrate Valentine's Day? Tell us
how you plan to woo him/her. Most exciting post
gets a gift in the mail from Parsley. You game?
Better practice up your sparky side before you
try it out on the significant other for Valentine's
Day. C'mon Joe, you can post, too. btw, I'm full
of the devil today. ;D Pars

[agstar77]

Going to couples in Jamaica for Valentines.

[freewheat]

lol! You are awesome! I usually try to woo my Bride. Here is my plan...Tougher
with 4 lil kids than it has been in the past:

I will pack the Yukon with the following. After getting grandparental go
ahead, of course.

For our trip we need: Skates, Her hair/makeup kit/Lingerie. (last time she had
to use a fork to brush her hair, I learne my lesson well) Fishing equipment,
extra clothes, Hot chocolate, LOTS of hersheys kisses and hugs. Whipping
cream, Strawberries.

I stow away all the essentials in the back of the vehicle. I drop off the
kids, telling her we are going out for supper at one of the million Wadena
chinese resaurants. She sighs. She is mildy disappointed. We dump the kids at
moms in town. She has beds made up and the kids have a secret stash of pj's
and essentials for an overnight stay.

We then head north of town and towards Greenwater. She gets giggling, because
she is suspicious.

We get to Greenwater, to the cute lil cabin I have booked. Inside is a vase of
her favorite colored long stem roses. Pach colored with a reddish tinge on the
petal edges. We spend time sipping hot chocolate, slow dancing in front of the
fire, skating on the marina, fishing in the lake. And we make SWEET LOVE on
the floor of the cabin on a big blanket, after talking for 2 hours (women LOVE
talking). Alas some of the kisses melted onto eachothers bodies, And the
whipping cream and strawberries were there, handy as can be, and so we had to
remove the chocolate somehow, don't worry, it was fun!

We awake in each-others arms, in our suits of the day of our birth, unwilling
to leave. More love, more talk. I call my mom. We have two flat tires and will
have to stay another night or two, is that ok?

Yes that would be fine, she says. "I just saw three thousand oil cars roar
through town, looks like you will not be hauling grain anyway for six months
or more, stay as long as you like."

A little cabin in the forest. Skating on the pond at night, A roaring fire
made with real, untaxed, provincial park wood. Toasting Brad Wall's decision
to not charge a tax for firewood, such as Calvert had before. Sipping hot
chocolate. The blinds pulled shut. Ahhh who cares, leave them open, love is
nothing to hide! What about that is not romantic, Mrs. Parsley? IMO, it beats
the heck out of sitting on the sand in Punta whatever.

If you need clarification, let me know. There is so much more that will go on,
but I have limited time right now. If you need me to expound, let me know.

[farmaholic]

Such smut...... tsk tsk tsk.

Smut is appropriate for a grain marketing website.

[freewheat]

lol! She asked for it. I gave it.

[rockpile]

Since you asked, I will be placing a single red rose on
her grave. She passed away at too young an age - just
barely 56. And I owe so much to her and what she
gave me, and made me.
To those of you so lucky to be with a loved one, make
it a special day; let him or her know how important
they are to you and how much they are a part of you.
Joni Mitchell once sang - "you don't know what you've
got till it's gone". I guess around here, everyday was
Valentines.

[SASKFARMER3]

Off to see the Big Mouse!

[freewheat]

Rockpile. Sorry to hear that. No words....

[Partners]

Yes, if you marry the women of your dreams...Every day is like Valentines..No special day required for me...

[Hopperbin]

I will consume a couple blue pills.

[Hopperbin]

If that don't work I will ask for divorce. :-))

[BTO_farmall]

But Wait!!!!!! Whos Gunna Feed The Sheep!!!!!!!!!!

[Hopperbin]

Rethinking this now. I am the guy right. I will treat her to breakfast of her choice that she said is her favorite the day before big surprise. Hopefully she gets out of the correct side of bed. If not then divorce her.

[blackpowder]

Gee free wheat, are you writing a movie script, or
does that really happen in real life?

[BTO_farmall]

Hopper, Yous kin Never Make a Hoe a Housewife!!!!!!!!!