Agriville's Annual Valentine's Day Contest

[Hopperbin]

Bto's true love is agriville
He loves this place ever still
Now and then banned
Must give him a hand
He dont pay for a birth contole pill

[Hopperbin]

My daughter has a crush
She combs with a brush
I try to help her
Hilter skelter
As a farmer I rush

I try to help her get her date
I say ask him skiing. Its not too late
We can go to wapiti
Hippity happity
That should work as bait

Turns out she has no luck
Never even talked to the little buck
Shy she is. Only six years
Her dad is still all ears
Next we give a hockey puck

[Hopperbin]

Met a new lady
Got my shit together already
She appeared sweet
I wanted the treat
We fished in an eddy

She got a new job
Now works with bob
She moved to calgary
The distance is scary
I still see her I sob

Now i use my gps
To drive to her adress
Off to the ski slopes
With powder snow hopes
We wipe out complete mess

[Hopperbin]

I met a guy named randy
Made out of organic candy
Last name is kaiser
He is so much wiser
Everything is dandy

Ummm no

[Hopperbin]

I am sask3 bought a quarter of land
For the price of 3 grand
Wife said wtf
Good luck
I am going to the land of sun and sand

[mbdog]

There once was a girl from the city,
how moved to a farm quite a ninny,
a tough hotty she was,
priceless she is,
In rubber boots she's still oh so pretty.

[Hopperbin]

Last year I should be ill
For all I did was take two pill
After all night with a useless hardon
I feel now is the time for a pardon
I vowed try next year still

Fast out of the gate
I had flowers so great
I realize at last
Must learn from the past
Earn some form of a mate

Its only a start
As forever we were apart
From this lady I learn
To listen as its surely my turn
Utmost respect she is amazingly smart

Now am grabbed by my hair her face a little red
She is claiming to be the boss and said
The days were great
Lets retire at eight
Now just dont be lazy in bed

[Braveheart]

New threads spout forth like a geyser.
A lot from the desk of rkaiser.
Between Hopper and 'picker,
With Agchat as the kicker,
Who's to say who is the wiser.

[Hopperbin]

We all love fertilizer
Today the price is so much higher
Klause is getting his so late
Maybe use it as a desicate
I have no idea who is wiser

Klause searches the world over yet
May still get the name klausette
Must credit him
Alway out on the brim
For him only I hope his wife ***** is wet

[Hopperbin]

Parsley posted a challange
I thought she said let them free range
I bought 300 baby chickens
The foxes mouth he is still lickens
This poor farmer has no change

[Hopperbin]

Continuation from mddog

Above her boots is her pants
Somehow in mine I got 1000 ants
How can a girl from the city
Make a dog so jitty
Why do I dance?

[Braveheart]

The AgriVille darling Klausette
Has not bought urea just yet.
He won't be sick kid
He'll spray on a liquid,
And all of his needs will be met.

[Braveheart]

This is corrected from above:

The AgriVille darling Klausette,
Has not bought urea just yet.
He won't be a sick kid,
He'll spray on a liquid,
And all of his needs will be met.

[LQQKY]

A young cowboy walks into the dance
A pretty gal finally gives him a chance
They hear hollers and houts
As they kick up their boots
Now their life's full of love and romance

[Braveheart]

Rockpile are you in the know?
Is Charlie P joining SAMCRO?
Will he pay more tax,
Or ride on like Jax?
Or is he just an average Joe?