Agriville's Annual Valentine's Day Contest

[mbdog]

There once was a girl from the city,
how moved to a farm quite a ninny,
a tough hotty she was,
priceless she is,
In rubber boots she's still oh so pretty.

[Hopperbin]

Last year I should be ill
For all I did was take two pill
After all night with a useless hardon
I feel now is the time for a pardon
I vowed try next year still

Fast out of the gate
I had flowers so great
I realize at last
Must learn from the past
Earn some form of a mate

Its only a start
As forever we were apart
From this lady I learn
To listen as its surely my turn
Utmost respect she is amazingly smart

Now am grabbed by my hair her face a little red
She is claiming to be the boss and said
The days were great
Lets retire at eight
Now just dont be lazy in bed

[Braveheart]

New threads spout forth like a geyser.
A lot from the desk of rkaiser.
Between Hopper and 'picker,
With Agchat as the kicker,
Who's to say who is the wiser.

[Hopperbin]

We all love fertilizer
Today the price is so much higher
Klause is getting his so late
Maybe use it as a desicate
I have no idea who is wiser

Klause searches the world over yet
May still get the name klausette
Must credit him
Alway out on the brim
For him only I hope his wife ***** is wet

[Hopperbin]

Parsley posted a challange
I thought she said let them free range
I bought 300 baby chickens
The foxes mouth he is still lickens
This poor farmer has no change

[Hopperbin]

Continuation from mddog

Above her boots is her pants
Somehow in mine I got 1000 ants
How can a girl from the city
Make a dog so jitty
Why do I dance?

[Braveheart]

The AgriVille darling Klausette
Has not bought urea just yet.
He won't be sick kid
He'll spray on a liquid,
And all of his needs will be met.

[Braveheart]

This is corrected from above:

The AgriVille darling Klausette,
Has not bought urea just yet.
He won't be a sick kid,
He'll spray on a liquid,
And all of his needs will be met.

[LQQKY]

A young cowboy walks into the dance
A pretty gal finally gives him a chance
They hear hollers and houts
As they kick up their boots
Now their life's full of love and romance

[Braveheart]

Rockpile are you in the know?
Is Charlie P joining SAMCRO?
Will he pay more tax,
Or ride on like Jax?
Or is he just an average Joe?