Agriville's Annual Valentine's Day Contest

[parsley]

Don't forget you have only two more days to post your limericks! pars

[rockpile]

Braveheart, Charlie's no schmo
Rides for pleasure, not show
Cause he rides on a Beemer
Not a Harley screamer
To SAMCRO that's a no-no!

[Braveheart]

I've always come late to the dance,
And have never been great at romance.
I'm a bit of a hunk,
But if I can't get them drunk,
Then I really don't have half a chance.

[Hopperbin]

Above in the sky I see a dove
I thought follow it I find love
I ran and ran so hard I ran
Tripped over a can
The bird is no where above

I hire a plane
Back from spain
No dove in site
I realize that is right
I go without again

Oh nice an owl
I put mice In a bowl
My love an aussie shela
Last thing was a squeela
She called me a troll

A woodpecker now pecks
To find forever I trecks
I fill a cup with bugs
To tracy hoping for hugs
Dont get it. No sex

Proud driving my truck
In the pond i shoot duck
It floats in the slough
I told betty the person who gets it is you
She says xxxx your truck good xxxxing luck

I am a bird guy
Maybe shy
So I play my card
Trying so hard
I am without love. Why??????

[Hopperbin]

Errol anderson today said did
There is a sexy yellow pea bid
I checked his post hoping so
Turns out yellow peas I have no
I cannot join others that peas they got rid

[Hopperbin]

Parsley its not your fault
Dont take it as an insult
I need a 12 step promise
Need to get out of this
Please act as an adult

I am rhyming shit to everyone ok :-)

[bgmb]

Entrainment would be seeing some buyers that wont drop margins and bid aggressive till a day or 2 before they need it get caught short in a big way.

[Hopperbin]

Sask3 checks at kuai hotel
Wife says must tell you as well
Sask wants bed and a water
Wife says see you later
Wife whispers this hotel cost 160 acres should I tell?

[Nudge]

Oh parsley this is such fun
I thought I might write a pun
About all those who do write
And give it all there might
With hopes of convincing everyone

Oh where do start
I should put the horse before the cart
Nobody knows who I am
I do have a boy named Sam
Don't blame me for rarely taking part

Poor Gerrid I do feel sorry for him
He works so hard at the agm
And posts his views for all to see
Then both the left and right and sf3
Tell him how farming is so grim.

Speaking of sf3,
how dumb can you be?
Complaining of a life so hard
And how we farmers have been dealt a bad card
While sailing the south sea.

Now Braveheart he has good intentions
I do like the things that he mentions
I might have to join the wheat growers
Before the price of wheat lowers
From government intervention!

And Mr ritz may not be all that bright
But there is no doubt he was right
To end that crazy monopoly
It's so obvious, can't you see?
We are all so fortunate he saw the light!

I can hear bucket holler
His concerns about the US dollar
All this concern about exchange
Seems to me a bit deranged
We might have to find him a collar!

And hopalong has a niece
Who is the prettiest girl in the east
She was once on the cover of the country guide
This is true, I have not lied
I bet she has offers to have her combine greased.

Now if hopper were to read this
He might feel sad and remiss
That he doesn't have a girl
With flare and pizazz and curl
That all the other boys want to kiss

It is also my take
That the latest BTO is a fake
He has 3 lll's in his name
And his rants are pretty lame
Much more of him I cannot take

Randy kaiser what can we say?
We hope you find your way
Clearly the bank is a fraud to you
And all that interest too
May your case you win and never have to pay!

Klause, he is our man
He works hard with a plan
Getting shipments of from china
In an ocean liner
Then sending wheat back in that can

Mr John depape
I can't believe you take all that crap
Doing your best to explain
How the market must remain
I would want to give bucket a slap

There are many more I have missed
It is quite a list
No doubt farming would be better
If we could all just write a letter
And get what we wished!

[parsley]

Enjoying each limerick so fine
As I sip a small glass of red wine
Will you be THE poet?
We feel it? - you'll know it!
As long as it's posted in time. Pars

[Hopperbin]

Nudge I did read this
Apperently while taking a piss
I do have girls very nice
Out from me comes spice
You dont know me so I you miss

[Braveheart]

This contest is down to the wire.
And romantic talk's lighting a fire.
I'll go cross the border,
For my blue pills on order,
Cause I can't afford another flat tire.

[cottonpicken]

I saw a pretty girl carrying a bucket
you must be mine my heart is on a skyrocket
she said why would i want you
you look like a shrew

to which i replied,because i am the man from nantucket

-guess it helps if you know the nantucket poem

[Braveheart]

This is not original so don't enter in contest:

Man's greatest inventions are few.
Some are real clever
Like the wheel and the lever,
But more essential by far is the screw.

[parsley]

Contest entries now closed