Every one talks how this site is so negative. Well lets try to lighten it up a little. The rain is getting lots of farmers down. Experts say large crop both in USA and Canada. Then field tours and farm scouts tell a tale of a good crop but not the bin buster yapped about all summer.
Basis is so sick its not even funny all because a make belief big crop is coming and a China dockage problem that will cost every Canadian farmer money.
Crushing plants don't have to compete when there is no off shore sales. But Canola ****seed inventory on world stage is what 18% below last years total. Canola and ****seed should be going through the roof.
So lets get some clean or not so clean jokes.
Happy Friday. Caught up on Canola and sprayings maybe a game of Golf.
What's the best part of farming? Getting down and dirty with my hoes.
A farmer purchased an old, run-down, abandoned
farm
with plans to turn it into a thriving enterprise. The fields
were grown
over with weeds, the farmhouse was falling apart, and the
fences were
broken down. During his first day of work, the town
preacher stops by to
bless the man's work, saying, "May you and God
work together to make
this the farm of your dreams!" A few months
later, the preacher stops
by again to call on the farmer. Lo and
behold, it's a completely
different place. The farm house is
completely rebuilt and in excellent
condition, there is plenty of cattle and
other livestock happily munching on
feed in well-fenced pens, and
the fields are filled with crops planted
in neat rows. "Amazing!"
the preacher says. "Look what God and you
have accomplished
together!" "Yes, reverend," says the farmer, "but
remember what the farm was
like when God was working it alone!"
For Mallee
A Texan farmer goes
to Australia for a
vacation. There he meets an Aussie farmer and gets
talking. The Aussie
shows off his big wheat field and the Texan says,
"Oh! We have
wheat fields that are at least twice as large".
Then they walk
around the ranch a little and the Aussie shows off his
herd of cattle.
The Texan immediately says, " We have longhorns that
are at least
twice as large as your cows".
The conversation has, meanwhile,
almost died when the Texan sees a herd
of kangaroos hopping through
the field. He asks, "And what are
those"?
The Aussie asks
with an incredulous look, "Don't you have any
grasshoppers in
Texas"?
Basis is so sick its not even funny all because a make belief big crop is coming and a China dockage problem that will cost every Canadian farmer money.
Crushing plants don't have to compete when there is no off shore sales. But Canola ****seed inventory on world stage is what 18% below last years total. Canola and ****seed should be going through the roof.
So lets get some clean or not so clean jokes.
Happy Friday. Caught up on Canola and sprayings maybe a game of Golf.
What's the best part of farming? Getting down and dirty with my hoes.
A farmer purchased an old, run-down, abandoned
farm
with plans to turn it into a thriving enterprise. The fields
were grown
over with weeds, the farmhouse was falling apart, and the
fences were
broken down. During his first day of work, the town
preacher stops by to
bless the man's work, saying, "May you and God
work together to make
this the farm of your dreams!" A few months
later, the preacher stops
by again to call on the farmer. Lo and
behold, it's a completely
different place. The farm house is
completely rebuilt and in excellent
condition, there is plenty of cattle and
other livestock happily munching on
feed in well-fenced pens, and
the fields are filled with crops planted
in neat rows. "Amazing!"
the preacher says. "Look what God and you
have accomplished
together!" "Yes, reverend," says the farmer, "but
remember what the farm was
like when God was working it alone!"
For Mallee
A Texan farmer goes
to Australia for a
vacation. There he meets an Aussie farmer and gets
talking. The Aussie
shows off his big wheat field and the Texan says,
"Oh! We have
wheat fields that are at least twice as large".
Then they walk
around the ranch a little and the Aussie shows off his
herd of cattle.
The Texan immediately says, " We have longhorns that
are at least
twice as large as your cows".
The conversation has, meanwhile,
almost died when the Texan sees a herd
of kangaroos hopping through
the field. He asks, "And what are
those"?
The Aussie asks
with an incredulous look, "Don't you have any
grasshoppers in
Texas"?
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