Its Friday Lets have a Laugh!

[grassfarmer]

With all the complaints about phone service what about Canada Post? Thats a bigger joke to me. Usually takes about 7 days to move a letter from place to place on the prairies. Winnipeg to Calgary is only @1300kms.
The Pony Express was able to move mail from US east coast to west coast (3000kms) in 10 days 155 years ago and we can't do any better with today's technology and the internal combustion engine?

[freewheat]

Free , now you have to tell us whats on top sign !

It simply has the text of the lower sign. You can imagine what it says...

[AllisWD45]

Sign at local clinic. Sperm Donor Clinic tommorow 10 to 4. Anyone can come.

[hobbyfrmr]

City folk move to an acreage beside a farmer. Every morning coffee the acreage guy looks out his kitchen window and watches the farmer chore his prize pig. The farmer meets the pig at an apple tree on the farm. He lifts the pig on his shoulder so the pig can eat apples from the tree. After the pig is satisfied the farmer goes about the rest of his day.
The acreage guy watches this for a month and decides to visit the farmer. He introduces himself and says "I've been watching you feed your pig apples from the tree for a month. I suggest bringing a heavy hammer to the tree, strike the tree, apples will fall to the ground for your pig to eat. This would save a lot of time.
The farmer says " what's time to a pig?"

[fjlip]

You want a LAUGH, watch the Riders and Eskimos...

[Retired]

A guy walks into a bar in arazona and orders a drink so the bartender says that will be .50 cents , why so cheap and he says he always wanted a bar and he made some big money so he sells cheap so the guy asks why the 2 sitting at the end of bar isnt drinking and he says they are from sask and they are waiting for happy hour.