CWB and farmer control sorry chuck chuck

[Braveheart]

JDepspe, thanks for the lesson on despatch.

Yes the CWB debate should be dead and gone. It's just that I was so sick of cut and pasties about carbon and renewables that it was a fun distraction to renew some old hostilities.

[stonepicker]

Too bad eastern canada wasn't forced to be part of the cwb's ironclad grip on the balls, the --- would've been gone 50 years ago then. If the board had any worth, the east would've wanted to be part of it. Free at last!!

[blackpowder]

I should also apologize for feeding the bear. But I cant apologize for hollering bullshit once in a while. Never forget!
Interesting social history lesson in there.
I tried to stay off here for a while because of the green onslaught.
Any concerns that the same people support both? Speaks to me.

[Hamloc]

Jdepape, Stonepicker agree with both of you. Personally I am glad the CWB is gone, old news. It is amazing to me that Chuck2 and I are consistently on opposite sides of the fence, you would think that once and while we would find common ground.

[wakopa]

Keep reading. The more you read the funnier it gets


The two most important events in all of history were the invention of beer and the invention of the wheel. Beer required grain and that was the beginning of agriculture.

Neither the glass bottle nor aluminum can were invented yet, so while our early humans were sitting around waiting for them to be invented, they just stayed close to the brewery. That's how villages were formed.

The wheel was invented to get man to the beer and vice versa. These two were the foundation of modern civilization and together were the catalyst for the splitting of humanity into two distinct subgroups:
1. Liberals.
2. Conservatives.

Some men spent their days tracking and killing animals to BBQ at night while they were drinking beer. This was the beginning of what is known as the Conservative movement.

Other men who were less skilled at hunting (called 'vegetarians' which was an early human word meaning 'bad hunter') learned to live off the Conservatives by showing up for the nightly BBQ's and doing the sewing, fetching, and hairdressing. This was the beginning of the liberal movement.

Some of these liberal men evolved into women. Others became known as girlie-men. Some noteworthy liberal achievements include the domestication of cats, the invention of group therapy, group hugs, and the concept of democratic voting to decide how to divide the meat and beer that Conservatives provided.

Over the years Conservatives came to be symbolized by the largest, most powerful land animal on earth, the elephant. Liberals are symbolized by the jackass for obvious reasons.

Modern Liberals like lite beer (with lime added), but most prefer white wine or imported bottled water. They eat raw fish but like their beef well done. Sushi, tofu, and French food are standard liberal fare. Another interesting evolutionary side note: many liberal women have higher testosterone levels than their men.

Most college professors, social workers, personal injury attorneys, journalists, film makers in Hollywood , group therapists and community organizers are liberals. Liberals meddled in our national pastime and invented the designated hitter rule because it wasn't fair to make the pitcher also bat.

Conservatives drink real beer. They eat red meat and still provide for their women. Conservatives are members of the military, big game hunters, rodeo cowboys, lumberjacks, construction workers, firemen, medical doctors, police officers, engineers, corporate executives, athletes, airline pilots, and generally anyone who works productively. Conservatives who own companies hire other Conservatives who want to work for a living

Liberals produce little or nothing. They like to govern the producers and decide what to do with the production. Liberals believe Europeans are more enlightened than Americans. That is why most of the liberals remained in Europe when Conservatives were coming to America . They crept in after the Wild West was tamed and created a business of trying to get more for nothing.

Here ends today's lesson in world history. It should be noted that a liberal may have a momentary urge to angrily respond to this post

A Conservative will simply laugh and be so convinced of the absolute truth of this history that it will be shared immediately to other true believers and to just piss-off more liberals.

And there you have it. Let your next action reveal your true self, I'm going to grab a few beers and grill some steaks!

[seldomseen]

That is good Wakopa and it has me laughing out loud. As for Chuck he sure sees the world different than most.
That sound good I think I will go light the BBQ!

[grassfarmer]

....A Conservative will simply laugh and be so convinced of the absolute truth of this history that it will be shared immediately

What an insult to real Conservatives to imply they would be so gullible as to believe this type of horseshit.

[mustardman]

And since the Conservatives didn't Believe in Evolution they stayed by the Fire scratching their arse with a dumb look on their face

The more Progressive liberal thinkers who believed in Evolution along with other Science ,created the world we know today. LOL

[stonepicker]

And since the Conservatives didn't Believe in Evolution they stayed by the Fire scratching their arse with a dumb look on their face

The more Progressive liberal thinkers who believed in Evolution along with other Science ,created the world we know today. LOL

As far as evolution, your posts make a good case as far as coming from monkeys. Myself, i didn't descend from monkeys.

[notaredneck]

I'm still waiting for some sort of pasta plant or flour mill that was going to be built on every corner....What a joke. Does anybody even grow spring wheat any more???????

[foragefarmer]

I thought that when the CWB was gone the sky was the limit, American grain buyers knocking at the door, mills and processing plants being built, all the value-added coming to the west. Not to mention that the CWB was holding back wheat acres from increasing in western Canada!

Maybe the WCWGA expert on here (vvalk) could maybe come up with some "creative" explanation as to why it hasn't happened.

P.S just to let you know I'm not a "creative" farmer I don't grow wheat!

[chuckChuck]

stone age picker. You are right on that. You descended directly from jackasses.

Sorry, I couldn't resist in joining in on the juvenile conversation coming from some posters on this site.