Kinda slow here

[sofa.king]

Ag villa needs some new threads it's kinda quiet here I would start one but don't usually have anything intellegent to say and most of the leftist bull crap seems to have dried up.

[sofa.king]

Hello chuck and grassy you need to post something because a dumb guy like me can feel smart when I read your posts. I guess it's a slow day and I'm lookin for some entertainment.

[theplowboy]

Busy time of year getting ready for spring.
No sure sign of spring except hockey playoffs....I started a new thread for you sofa.

[farmaholic]

There's lits to talk about....

WP has a good article about Sask farmland ownership. Amazing numbers and quite obvious the investors never made their money "farming".

Is canola going for another run-up or will it fall asleep again. If canola supplies are that tight why did they fall so much?

The Regina Pats won three in a row to beat out Swift Current Broncos to advance.

[malleefarmer]

impending war perhaps

[malleefarmer]

seemarkets red again wheat sideways

[malleefarmer]

https://www.facebook.com/100009299115707/videos/1808023572850929/

something from our ranch for you sofa hope it works

[malleefarmer]

did that face book vid work or everyone blocked out? was a mate helping me shift sheep

[stonepicker]

Blocked out.

[Braveheart]

That vid was likely blocked cause we all know what ewe Aussies do with those sheep . . .and it ain't shift em. Lol

[farmaholic]

That was nah-nah-nah-nah-nah-asty!

[Braveheart]

I know. Mallee will likely tell me to shift off.

[malleefarmer]

A man buys several sheep, hoping to breed them for wool. After several weeks, he notices that none of the sheep are getting pregnant, and calls a vet for help. The vet tells him that he should try artificial* insemination. The guy doesn't have the slightest idea what this means but, not wanting to display his ignorance, only asks the vet how he will know when the sheep are pregnant. The vet tells him that they will stop standing around and will, instead, lay down and wallow in the grass when they are pregnant. The Man hangs up and gives it some thought. He comes to the conclusion that artificial insemination means
he has to impregnate the sheep. So, he loads the sheep into his truck, drives them out into the woods, has sex with them all, brings them back and goes to bed.
Next morning, he wakes and looks out at the sheep. Seeing that they are all still standing around, he concludes that the first try didn't take, and loads them in the truck again. He drives them out to the woods, bangs each sheep twice for good measure, brings them back and goes to bed.
Next morning, he wakes to find the sheep still just standing around. One more try, he tells himself, and proceeds to load them up and drive them out to the woods. He spends all day serving the sheep and, upon returning home, falls listlessly into bed.
The next morning, he cannot even raise himself from the bed to look at the sheep. He asks his wife to look
out and tell him if the sheep are lying in the grass. "No," she says, "they're all in the truck and one of
them's honking the horn."

[Braveheart]

Hahaha. Thanks for the humour Mallee. Brightened my day.

[stonepicker]

Too funny!