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    Its So Dry

    So dry the birds are building their nests out of barbed wire.

    It’s so dry that the Catholics are giving rain checks.

    It’s so dry that the trees are whistlin’ for the dogs.

    Its so dry here that the fire hydrants are chasing the dogs around.

    So dry my duck does not know how to swim.

    It’s so dry that the cows are giving evaporated milk.

    It’s so dry here the all the fish have ticks.

    It’s so dry you’re only permitted to eat watermelon between 8pm and 8am.

    It’s so dry the government has announced a water pistol buy back scheme.

    It’s so dry, crooks are siphoning off radiators instead of gas tanks.

    It’s so dry, they’re encouraging people to pee in the pool.

    It’s so dry the creek only runs twice a week.
    Last edited by biglentil; Sep 9, 2017, 18:12.
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    It's so dry toilet paper sales have tanked only powder com n out.

    It's so dry the Chinese want their investment in the irrigation project back or they will buy the snow off the Rockies.

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      #3
      It's so dry saskfarmer has average yields. Lol

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        #4
        Its so dry SF3 is waiting for his canola to moisten.

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          #5
          That would be a flood then?

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            #6
            It's so dry bring me a God Dam Beer.

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              #7
              Its so dry.....its not even funny! No really, it isn't!

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                #8
                Its so dry that even North East Sask is dry! Now that is strange.

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                  #9
                  Its so dry ....biglentil dropped his phone in a crack in the ground this morning and called in a back hoe to dig it out....they're still digging.

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                    #10
                    Lots of dry years moisture came later to help out pastures.not the case this year.I am good this year but many are running out of pasture and do not want to start feeding in October.Much more stressful dealing with cattle in a drought than a poor crop.

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                      #11
                      Yup it is.

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                        #12
                        Originally posted by seldomseen View Post
                        Its so dry that even North East Sask is dry! Now that is strange.
                        Aint that the truth

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                          #13
                          Originally posted by SASKFARMER3 View Post
                          It's so dry bring me a God Dam Beer.
                          It's so dry, even my whine is dry. And my sense of humor too.

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                            #14
                            It was was dry ........ a slight change is here

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                              #15
                              It's so dry, a grasshopper has to pack a lunch to get across my neighbours pasture.

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