Contest: Write a Valentine Love Story

[malleefarmer]

Alas pars im the only romantic........

First wife 7rs second coming 16yrs but guys be aware changeover on new model was possibly above reccommended retail

No my exwife was well out of the picture before new wife came along but by god it was fun trying all makes and models before choosing, does that qualify for valetine comment pars?

[TSIPP]

Knocked er up got her a ring and she said I do.

This was almost 25 years ago it's been absolutely blissful.

Pars you can just mail out my prize, it's pretty obvious I win.

[parsley]

Limericks can be a love story, sum dum. I thought yours' would be racey..... 😬

[parsley]

I'm hopelessly romantic, mallee..... pars

😍😘😬❤️😍

[parsley]

Knocked er up got her a ring and she said I do.

This was almost 25 years ago it's been absolutely blissful.

Pars you can just mail out my prize, it's pretty obvious I win.

Had to laugh when I read your romance.😀 Blissful is romantic..... 👪Pars.

[sumdumguy]

Plans for the big day - Zooming to Vegas from Phoenix on a "lovely" carbon-spewing jet. Elton John will greet us at "lovely" Caesars after big buffet in Monte Carlo, then crepes in gay Paris. The Bellagio fountains will belly-dance for us on the way to the canals at Venetian. Our favorite street-side ice cream stand waits for us with a creamy bowl of coconut gellato and chocolate-covered strawberries. That's after a Margurita at Diablo's and a brack Russian or two at Ceasars. Top that off with foamy-hot kahlua and whipped cream at New York -New York - maybe Old York by then 😜 Then we'll throw a toast to minus forty-one windchills in the Mandalay Bay in the wee hours.

Top that cruise around the world for Valentine's Day Parsley! Vive Las Vegas - love life!

[farmaholic]

The authors should make sure they don't confuse being in lust with being in love....mostly a young man's affliction....lol

[nibs1]

This happened last Valentines day, A friend of mine after 7 years of medical school was fired for one minor indiscretion. He slept with one of his patients and can no longer work in his chosen field. He is still paying his student loans, what a shame! This just goes to show you one minor mistake can ruin your life. Thoughts to him and his family. He is really a great guy and a brilliant Veterinarian.

[nibs1]

That was for you Mallee

[farmaholic]

That was for you Mallee

OMG....That's funny.