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    Whats your favourite perfume/after shave?

    **** i needed it today.

    Back farming on my own as you know.

    Said to workman weve gotta ressurect the old atkinson tipper aint been going for 4 years.

    He said nah it full of bees and canola.

    I said bees yes canola no, shane said it was off grade high moisture got put in there.

    Sure enough yep.

    Well took door off to get rid bees done.

    Bit of rewiring done, she fired up with a bit areo start.

    So drove round stony paddock bump bump managed to get 5 tonne out of 7 tonne load

    yep you guessed it had to npressure clean rest of shitty stikin 4 year old canola hence after shave on hands and hair.

    Tried to give my better looking half a cuddle as a joke "**** off" no sex for a month move to spare you stinking ****

    Do you guys want a mallee farmers blog of my adventures maybe me and farmolic could have joint one

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    Klause and sask3 have met her spade a spade shovel a shovel russian temper
    edit ps not a mail order bride parents swiss and austrian /russian came out in mid 50s
    Last edited by malleefarmer; Feb 27, 2018, 02:25.

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      #3
      pps used eternity after shave yep still stink

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        #4
        Grab a skunk and that smell
        Will go away.!!!

        Then bathe in tomato juice with the sweaty. Lol.

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          #5
          need like button

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            #6
            Holy Moses Mallee....even I haven't used the "C" word yet.

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              #7
              Hey Mallee, get yourself a nice hot Finnish sauna. Then find a time machine, go back to the '70's and get sone Hai Karate aftershave. Afterwards you'll be in like Flynn.

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                #8
                Originally posted by Braveheart View Post
                Then find a time machine, go back to the '70's and get sone Hai Karate aftershave.
                The company reintroduced in 2014. Can buy online, no need for time machine.

                https://www.amazon.com/HAI-KARATE-AFTERSHAVE-Hai-Karate/dp/B00TCG7YH0 https://www.amazon.com/HAI-KARATE-AFTERSHAVE-Hai-Karate/dp/B00TCG7YH0

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                  #9
                  Hahaha that was funny.

                  Million is my favorite.

                  Had a skunk puss on me once coffee grounds do get it to go away.

                  She’s a peach.

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by farmaholic View Post
                    Holy Moses Mallee....even I haven't used the "C" word yet.
                    Woops sorry farma but was in nice context lol
                    Yeah shouldnt have typed it

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                      #11
                      Originally posted by SASKFARMER3 View Post
                      Hahaha that was funny.

                      Million is my favorite.

                      Had a skunk puss on me once coffee grounds do get it to go away.

                      She’s a peach.
                      SF3, I heard if a dog gets sprayed, just bury him for a week and the skunk smell won't matter. 😂

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