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malleefarmer

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malleefarmer

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Mar 17, 2018, 16:19

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Mar 17, 2018, 16:21

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Crestliner

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Mar 17, 2018, 18:21

That is awesome and very funny....nice posting......Iâ€™m definitely with the Australian Corporation....Iâ€™ve saved them all to take to a party and get a laugh or two. Have a beer on us stuck here in the snow still.
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farmaholic

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Mar 17, 2018, 20:58

Nice light humour for a Saturday night like the beer you drink mallee...

By the tone of some of my other posts tonight you might think I'm drinking some bitter Pilsners.
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GDR

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Mar 17, 2018, 21:17

Funny Smaller, but where is the Canadian one?

Probably something like this:

You have 2 cows.

You try to milk one, she kicks, you say pardon me,I'm sorry, sorry, sorry, you try to milk the other and she moos, you say eh? and never milk either again.

You feed them, take care of them until they die on the farm of old age instead of producing milk or just cutting your losses and selling them.
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malleefarmer

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Mar 18, 2018, 00:44

clever gdr clever
russia perhaps, you have two cows and posion every body elses so your the only one with cows

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woodland

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Mar 18, 2018, 08:33

Some good humour on a dreary snowy day here. â˜ƒï¸
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foragefarmer

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Mar 18, 2018, 10:29

Trump would buy two Hereford cows , start milking them, go bankrupt, look for new financing for two more cows, this time buy Black Angus , start milking and then go bankrupt. Repeat this numerous times with various breeds until he can't find anybody to finance him any longer and has to turn to Putin for money. Putin finances Trump and gets Trump two Holsteins, but Trump has to go to Russia to pickup the two Holsteins. Putin brings Trump to a room full of hookers to sleep with. Putin films Trump with the hookers, and now Putin can blackmail Trump for the rest of his life. Trump has to comply because he wants to keep the two Holsteins, and be able to claim to be the best dealer maker in the world.

Fake News Fake NEWS
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Braveheart

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Mar 18, 2018, 10:50

Forage, start earlier. It should go, "Trump's father gives him money to buy cows . . .".
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