I have for sale "The Liberal Campaign Wagon" for all of your manure-spreading requirements, or decoration, or both!
-Painted shortly after the majority of Canadians voted for a socialist part time drama teacher.
-$1500 Canadian Pesos: firm
-Don't have to contribute to the problem with a sales tax, as this is a personal tax-payed belonging that I am selling.
-Unlike our democracy, this is in perfect working condition.
-bin measures approximately 3.5'w * 9' long (holds a lot of kakapoopoo)
-tires are good, but are starting to crack with age: guaranteed to hold air until October 21, 2019 no matter what.
-ground driven: needs to be pulled along by something that works.
-Pin Hitch: easy to hook up, but I find it really difficult thinking of ways to detach it.
-Located just outside Saskatoon, just far enough away from the general public.
Liberal and Democrat Buyers (who are we kidding?):
-This is both carbon and gender neutral.
-I can’t confirm that this will spread every gender’s poo, as I have only tried the poo from 2 genders: I would hate to assume that it will work with the other infinite genders.
-Manure consists of mostly Nitrogen, and doesn't contain much Carbon.
-Although this looks like a manure spreader, it identifies as an Attack Helicopter, and I am asking $4,800,000 firm.
-No, I can't deliver it; that would hurt the environment.
- I know it looks privileged because of its colour, but rest assured, it used to be orange.
-Although previously pulled by a machine with a fossil-fuel engine, it can be converted to 24 tfp (tooth fairy power).
-if you contact me, my pronoun is "His Majesty"
-if you are offended by this ad, please do not contact me as your feelings are irrelevant. You can refer to http://www.mentalhealthcanada.com/. Don't worry, it's "free".
-Painted shortly after the majority of Canadians voted for a socialist part time drama teacher.
-$1500 Canadian Pesos: firm
-Don't have to contribute to the problem with a sales tax, as this is a personal tax-payed belonging that I am selling.
-Unlike our democracy, this is in perfect working condition.
-bin measures approximately 3.5'w * 9' long (holds a lot of kakapoopoo)
-tires are good, but are starting to crack with age: guaranteed to hold air until October 21, 2019 no matter what.
-ground driven: needs to be pulled along by something that works.
-Pin Hitch: easy to hook up, but I find it really difficult thinking of ways to detach it.
-Located just outside Saskatoon, just far enough away from the general public.
Liberal and Democrat Buyers (who are we kidding?):
-This is both carbon and gender neutral.
-I can’t confirm that this will spread every gender’s poo, as I have only tried the poo from 2 genders: I would hate to assume that it will work with the other infinite genders.
-Manure consists of mostly Nitrogen, and doesn't contain much Carbon.
-Although this looks like a manure spreader, it identifies as an Attack Helicopter, and I am asking $4,800,000 firm.
-No, I can't deliver it; that would hurt the environment.
- I know it looks privileged because of its colour, but rest assured, it used to be orange.
-Although previously pulled by a machine with a fossil-fuel engine, it can be converted to 24 tfp (tooth fairy power).
-if you contact me, my pronoun is "His Majesty"
-if you are offended by this ad, please do not contact me as your feelings are irrelevant. You can refer to http://www.mentalhealthcanada.com/. Don't worry, it's "free".
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