Philosophical sheepwheat/grassfarmer

[malleefarmer]

Deep thinking lately

[grassfarmer]

More than one threat though - Remember the old saying " Australia - where men are men and sheep are nervous"

[Braveheart]

Sheep new saying: "A wolf in shepherd's clothing".

[highwayman]

Great stones song, Hey Mcleod get off of my ewe!!

[farmaholic]

....black sheep of the family.
....follow like sheep.

Why so many sheep references? Must be a world regional thing...there never were many here...ever...but the references sure caught on.

[Braveheart]

You 'll know you're in SK when you should be embarrassed but instead you're feeling sheepwheatish.

[malleefarmer]

Sure youve seen this before

A New Zealand ventriloquist visiting Australia walks into a small
town and sees a local yokel sitting on his porch patting his dog.

He figures he'll have a little fun :

Ventriloquist: "G'day Mate! Good looking dog, mate. Mind if I speak
to him?"
Australian: "The dog doesn't talk, you stupid Kiwi."
Ventriloquist: "Hey dog, how's it going old mate?"
Dog: "Doin' alright."
Australian:
Ventriloquist: "Is this Aussie your owner?" (pointing at Australian)
Dog: "Yep"
Ventriloquist: "How does he treat you?"
Dog: "Real good. He walks me twice a day, feeds me great
food, and takes me to the lake once a week to play."
Australian: look of disbelief
Ventriloquist: "Mind if I talk to your horse?"
Australian: "Uh, the horse doesn't talk either...I think."
Ventriloquist: "Hey horse, how's it going?"
Horse: "Cool."
Australian: extreme look of shock
Ventriloquist: "Is this your owner?"
Horse: "Yep"
Ventriloquist: "How's he treat you?"
Horse: "Pretty good, thanks for asking. He rides me
regularly, brushes me down often , and keeps me in the barn to
protect me from the elements."
Australian:
Ventriloquist: "Mind if I talk to your sheep?"

Australian: "That sheep's a ****ing liar!"

[farmaholic]

I can only fall asleep counting sheep.

[malleefarmer]

whilst we have humour going

[WiltonRanch]

Sheople

[Braveheart]

Good humour folks. We need it. BTW, speaking of ventriloquists and sheep, who remembers Sharri Lewis and Lambchop? That woman was a talent.

[farmaholic]

For the religious, there is even reference to the Lord being the shepherd of his "flock". And if I remember correctly I don't think they were talking about geese.....that would be SF3, the keeper of the geese!

[Tucker]

I think I remember that the Lord would separate the sheep from the goats. Goats being evil and all. Really, they would jump up and tapdance on visitors cars and nibble on brooms but they weren't really evil. Maybe sheep aren't as pure as the driven snow either? I used to like goats. Does that make me evil? I still think KornyChuck is an asshole. Ha. That has to count for something...

[sumdumguy]

How much corn could a Cornychuck shuck if a Cornychuck could shuck corn?

[sumdumguy]

Oh no, that’s Kornychuck, different corn.