Originally posted by bucket
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Me "I'd like to report a fire that occurred in my combine"
Ins Co. " What day of the week did this fire occur "
Me " Last Sunday "
Ins Co. " We're sorry sir you're not covered when working on the Sabbath "
Me " No, it was rather late at night it was probably early Monday morning "
Ins Co. " Well that changes everything, yes you are covered then, one more question, what color shirt were you wearing at the time of the fire".
Me "Black"
Ins Co. " We're sorry sir, black appears to be for Tuesday fires " . . . .
This is an exaggeration but you get my drift.
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