So if the RCMP are chasing you.

[mcfarms]

Apparently all you have to do in this country to get the RCMP to leave you alone is pull into one of your fields and they can't follow,
but only if you tell them its unseeded.
They'll offer to leave then.

[Taiga]

Is there a back story to this?

Edit: I get the joke now...

[helmsdale]

So your telling me summerfallow might pay?

[mcfarms]

Gathering up all our chem pallets and setting up the barricade ASAP , holding out until all my demands are met,
I'm thinking a large Slurpee , and some Pizza.
Should never plan civil disobedience on a empty stomach.

[sawfly1]

Long way to go for a joke , but pretty good.
Like the guy west of town here , was out on a quad in that Feb.cold spell, it quit and he had to walk.
Ended up freezing some toes off. To make matters worse.
His wife now wants a divorce now.
Turns out she is lactose intolerant