On the lighter side ....

[farming101]

Talk about demand destruction,
We are now measuring gasoline consumption in days per gallon rather than miles per gallon...

[Guest]

People are hoarding fuel stabilizer now

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[farming101]

There are 2 factors that determine the spread of covid-19:

1. How dense the population is

2. How dense the population is

[AlbertaFarmer5]

Interesting ideas, but hard on the insurance premiums.

Did you have the pleasure of forking those little round bales, they created instant upper body strength if you could survive the first week.

After you mastered the little bales, you could move on to the 1400 pounders, it wasn't that I couldn't lift them, it was because it cost me a fortune in fork handles . . . . . . .

No, I started out pitching the big rounds when I was just a wee tike. Builds character at an early age.

The last year the Roll-Belt was used in any industrial quantity was 1 year before I was born. And they used a farmhand sweep to pile them up. So I missed all the fun, just used it a few times for "fun" since then.

We do have a pitchfork with 2 short tines, which I am told was used for throwing bales. I couldn't fathom that when I hardly bigger than the bales.

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Important warning

[farmaholic]

https://youtu.be/CJhO-kC2Hrc

LMFAO....

[rumrocks]

Here’s your joke of the day!
Vladimir Putin, Donald Trump, and Justin Trudeau all die and wind up in Hell.
While there, they spy a red phone and ask what the phone is for. The Devil tells them it’s for calling back to Earth.
So Putin calls Russia and talks for 5 minutes. When he was finished the Devil informs him that the cost is a million dollars, so Putin writes him a cheque.
Next Donald Trump calls the U.S. and talks for 30 minutes. When he's finished the Devil informs him that the cost is 6 million dollars, so Trump writes him a cheque.
Finally Trudeau has his turn and calls Canada for 4 hours. When he's finished, the Devil informs him that there would be ‘No Charge’ and to feel free to call Canada anytime.
Putin and Trump go ballistic and ask the Devil why Trudeau got to call Canada for free. The Devil replied,
" Since Justin Trudeau became Prime Minister of Canada, the country has gone to Hell, so it's a local call! "

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For you Deere lovers lol ...