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    #91
    I think Chuck is too old for me.

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      #92
      Originally posted by AlbertaFarmer5 View Post
      My how things can change in a day. Yesterday I was to start my own matchmaking business I had done so well. I only had four potential candidates, that would be two potential matches (Well maybe quite a few more Combinations and permutations in this day and age ). And it seems that I have failed on both counts.
      Farma already left, With custody of the chickens, And seems to have hooked up with parsley. Chuck is still single and bitter and miserable. Did Blaithlin at least get to keep the generous dowry of the supermodel cows?

      Blaithlin, Will you help me to redeem my reputation , and give Chuck a chance? Perhaps you can do something really romantic on the first date, such as join and antifa rally , Or burn some police cars. Maybe he will even let you touch his signed copy of Communist manifesto, On the way to the NDP convention
      Are you a comedian on the side? 😉

      Just asking as we might need one for an organization I’m on that usually gets one for the AGM.

      Diversify the income possibly ..............

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        #93
        Originally posted by AlbertaFarmer5 View Post
        Farma already left, With custody of the chickens,....
        Looking to negotiate chicken support payments and a visitation schedule.

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          #94
          You guys need to step it up a bit for Blathin me thinks ....

          https://music.apple.com/ca/album/i-just-want-to-dance-with-you/1444041057?i=1444041372

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            #95
            Originally posted by Blaithin View Post
            I think Chuck is too old for me.
            Farma take note of What you're missing out. Look how polite well mannered and considerately Blaithin is. That is the nicest turn down Chuck has ever received. Her mother must have taught her well if you can't say anything nice don't say anything at all. Most of his rejections involves words like self righteous, intolerant, self centered, condescending , holier-than-thou, hypocritical, bigoted know it all, completely lacking any sense of humour or compassion, Plus a bunch of nouns unfit to print. Whereas Blaithin just politely tell him he's too old.
            PS, Isn't it funny how every other poster seems to know who Chuck is is personal details, With the exception of chuck himself who is still in denial about his own identity.
            We should be careful, or Chuck will accuse us of practicing ageism. How dare you discriminate based on age.
            Last edited by AlbertaFarmer5; Jun 13, 2020, 08:53.

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              #96
              Originally posted by furrowtickler View Post
              You guys need to step it up a bit for Blathin me thinks ....

              https://music.apple.com/ca/album/i-just-want-to-dance-with-you/1444041057?i=1444041372
              Good choice.

              If you’d picked a Bon Jovi ballad you’d have won the thread. Cows or no cows.

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                #97
                Originally posted by AlbertaFarmer5 View Post
                Farma take note of What you're missing out. Look how polite well mannered and considerately Blaithin is. That is the nicest turn down Chuck has ever received. Her mother must have taught her well if you can't say anything nice don't say anything at all. Most of his rejections involves words like self righteous, intolerant, self centered, condescending , holier-than-thou, hypocritical, bigoted know it all, completely lacking any sense of humour or compassion, Plus a bunch of nouns unfit to print. Whereas Blaithin just politely tell him he's too old.
                PS, Isn't it funny how every other poster seems to know who Chuck is is personal details, With the exception of chuck himself who is still in denial about his own identity.
                We should be careful, or Chuck will accuse us of practicing ageism. How dare you discriminate based on age.
                I have no clue who Chuck is or his personal details. There are just some posters who type in ways, and about things, that make them sound older than the general age group I would have under consideration for a date. He’s one of them.

                If a girl can’t be ageist when choosing a fella, well... I’m still going to be!

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                  #98
                  Originally posted by Blaithin View Post
                  Good choice.

                  If you’d picked a Bon Jovi ballad you’d have won the thread. Cows or no cows.
                  Darn lol .
                  I will leave that to others here , My wife loves Bon Jovi as well 👍👍

                  Keep being real , very few are 🤠

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                    #99
                    Oh don't be too quick on the age thing - Grandpa's 65 and was in the McDonald’s drive-through this morning when the young lady behind him leaned on her horn because he was taking too long to place his order.


                    “Take the high road,” he muttered. So when he got to the first window he paid for her order along with ours.


                    The cashier must have told her what he'd done, because as we moved up she leaned out her window and waved to him and mouthed "Thank you.", obviously embarrassed that he had repaid her rudeness with a kindness.


                    When he got to the second window he showed them both receipts and took her food too, and shot me a wicked grin.


                    Now she has to go back to the end of the line and start all over.

                    Don't honk your horn at old people.

                    DISCLAIMER: This didn't really happen. It was just the best place I could find to insert the best joke I've heard in a while...

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                      Speaking of match making. Agriville, where the men are real "conservative" men and the sheep are nervous!

                      Don't be insulted its only a joke!

                      My apologies to Sheep and Mallee our bonafide shepherds on site. I am sure Mallee has heard his fair share of crude Aussie sheep jokes.

                      Speaking of which have you heard the Stones Song " Get off of My Cloud"? When they perform in sheep country, they often change the lyrics "hey you get off my cloud" to "Hey McLeod get off of my ewe"

                      Baaaaaaad sheep jokes. I hope the animal rights activists don't take offense.

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