Interesting Arrangement

[AlbertaFarmer5]

Great post.
You mentioned a woman being unable to leave. I'm sure there are a few farmers unable to get divorced. For fear of getting cleaned out by their spouse, and losing the farm.

And how many relationships could include suggested, or real extortion when both parties know the outcome.

[AlbertaFarmer5]

Maybe you have a nice nose. Nobody would want to pass a terrible nose onto their children.

Then again I’ve been told ankles are something to look at?

Flattery will get you nowhere...
Actually, her two criteria were that her husband neededto be taller than her and able to carry her. Most failed on the first Count. I must have swept her off her feet on the second count.


Realistically, probably had more to do with pity and sympathy...

[Blaithin]

Flattery will get you nowhere...
Actually, her two criteria were that her husband neededto be taller than her and able to carry her. Most failed on the first Count. I must have swept her off her feet on the second count.


Realistically, probably had more to do with pity and sympathy...

I hope your cows don’t look like Farmas too inspire pity and sympathy!

Would’ve said height was a criteria over nose, because it usually is, but it’s also the criteria that most guys seem to dislike the most 😆

[woodland]

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My Ghetto cows to "buy in".....

Boy things really are slim pickin’s down south. 😉

[tweety]

Assets win, is the trend, why the poor stay poor and the rich get richer. A govt check will never lead you to riches.

Tell that to Air Canada or Bombardier.

[sumdumguy]

That sounds like a personal ad, aimed at every farmer ever. Please send pictures of chickens and cows...

Thanks for adding the view from the other perspective. I get reminded regularly of the sacrifices my wife made by moving half was around the world, and giving up a world class career and a business, to chase cows and raise kids in the middle of nowhere with perpetual winter.

Albertafarmer! How dare you?

[sumdumguy]

Gone are the days of, “til death do us part”. Some people started with nothing, $700 donated at the wedding, maybe a little seed from dad. They made it. In our 375 pop village, splitting was unheard-of. I like it that way. This new world is too stressful.

[AlbertaFarmer5]

Boy things really are slim pickin’s down south. 😉

Farma, If that is what you are bringing to offer as a dowry, I am hoping that you must have some other .. um.. assets.. to compensate for What you are lacking in the livestock department.
Otherwise you might find there to be slim pickings in the potential bride selection as well

[farmaholic]

Farma, If that is what you are bringing to offer as a dowry, I am hoping that you must have some other .. um.. assets.. to compensate for What you are lacking in the livestock department.
Otherwise you might find there to be slim pickings in the potential bride selection as well

In some countries having three cows like that would be like Scotiabank's jingle:

"You're richer than you think"

The rest of the attraction would be my stellar personality, wit, kindness and charm.....

I'm changing my AV username to "Charmaholic".

We'll leave my physical attributes and or shortcomings for another day....

[Blaithin]

Does that mean you’re short with poor ankles and an unfortunate nose?

[farmaholic]

Does that mean you’re short with poor ankles and an unfortunate nose?

That's just the beginning....
Small feet, folically challenged, a keg instead of a six pack, afew good teeth, ghostly white legs devoid of much hair, scrawny arms, shave weekly.... did I forget anything?

[sumdumguy]

That must have been you I saw at Walmart with orange and purple speedos.